a brave and beautiful girl who definitely didn’t get scared back inside by a hot air balloon landing behind our house two minutes later

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seen from New Zealand
a brave and beautiful girl who definitely didn’t get scared back inside by a hot air balloon landing behind our house two minutes later
artemis came outside in the rain for two seconds to pee even though she hates walking in damp grass everyone please clap for her
This is the only time of year she’s visible on camera.
Artemis (black chow mix with a thick double coat) has a favorite morning ritual which involves sitting on the back porch in direct sunlight until she overheats. We call it roast beasting. If we do not let her roast beast she mopes tragically.
Behold, the beast roasting:
time to torture artemis (bath)
Look at this Artemis photo.
Thanks you can continue on now.
bullying Artemis by removing the stairs to her perch every time she tries to bust down the window to murder the local squirrel
Artemis likes stealing my chair since we’re still unpacking and haven’t set up the couch yet