There Will Be Typos

Caitie. 30s. She/her/hers. Interests include classics, socialist theory, queer characters and a variety of fandoms (wot, merlin, tlt, danmei, yoi, one piece, dunmeshi, etc.), witchcraft, horror, science, cults, animanga, social dancing, figure skating, and niche fandom drama. My politcal opinions range from: decentralization of power in social structures should be an essential human ethic and direct action agains't property to protect humans and ecosystems is always justified to yes it is praxis to vote strategically in US elections and it's cool when DSA endorsed candidates win. Juggling hyperfixations. Prone to rants and rambles. If I follow you it’s probably because I thought your url was funny. Queue is untagged and only occasionally empty. Obies, irl friends, and mutuals encouraged to say hey. PSA: —idol inspo— is a tag for a dystopian novel concept I’m working on. Which is why there’s weird and horrible stuff with that tag on it. PSA PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i spam wheel of time stuff every wednesday if you don't want to see it blacklist the tags 'wot' and 'wot show'

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

[warmfigure]

perfect summer berry display at the market

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

[alphagodith]

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[mactiir]

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

[gratescoff]

Caitie's Arnold Palmer Recipe

Made by my partner @clearancecreedwatersurvival.

Whatever fruity AND/OR flowery teas you love, brewed very strong 3-4 bags per 1 cup of water.

Add whatever fruit juice that's sweet that you have in the fridge so half tea, half juice, maybe also mix in some Arizona iced tea.

Add ice, be generous, keep the drink in a large glass/cup for this reason.

Add sugar to taste, stir in well.

Add lemon juice to taste.

Really as much of either lemon or sugar until it tastes good and balanced for you.

[cipheramnesia]

I feel like it hardly matters anymore, but Flock isn't the only unsecured intrusive data selling crime inventing AI hallucinating automated license plate reading mass surveillance camera operators. Axon and Motorola and Amazon and ALPR and CCTV and security cameras should be equally rejected. All surveillance must go.

[cipheramnesia]

There is no such thing as benign surveillance.

[cipheramnesia]

You are never monitored for your safety.

[cipheramnesia]

Don't tag this #america, unless you're talking about the continent, dipshits. You're not exempt from this.

[madelinelime]

OP needs to explain what continent is named "america" as there is none. North America? South America? which is "america"...?

[cipheramnesia]

Reblogging this for anyone who wants to add commentary. Feel free to be educational, funny, light roasting encouraged but not required.

[madelinelime]

Answer the question from your high and mighty tower. Nobody hears "America" and thinks of North America or South America. If you're going to be pedantic and wrong, explain what you are even refering to.

[cipheramnesia]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anger_management

https://mindwaveinsider.com/best-songs-relaxing-mind/

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/in-depth/relaxation-technique/art-20045368

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/relaxing

[lumenhollow]

Everyone, make sure they go out and see this in theaters. Looney Tunes needs more love other than another Space Jam.

[quasi-normalcy]

The important thing to remember about the terf movement is just how fucking artificial it is. Like it's blatantly astroturfed by far-right billionaires, and half of terfs are ignorant of this and the other half are entirely happy to go down on neonazis

[quasi-normalcy]

Coining a new word "Astroterfing"; that's when right-wing billionaires pay interest groups to stir up moral panic against trans people and roll back their rights as a wedge issue. It happens so fucking often it needs its own word.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

every time I got to the farmers market I regain consciousness two hours later with my wallet missing surrounded by artisanal soaps and fancy cheeses

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

I would bet tag poster read the question and jumped to: people are sneaking in entire meals in a Tupperware and slamming a sloppy joe in the back row of a movie theater, instead of the reality, which is people bringing their own snacks

[softwaring]

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[everythingfox]

So chatty

[wafflepig13]

Denae Benites solo homerun!

8/8/2026 vs Boston Hunters

[sunderwight]

Shixiong!Shen Yuan thinking to himself after bonding with Luo Binghe: it's a shame I don't have any female relatives in this life who could marry him. Maybe I'll have a daughter one day, and she can marry Binghe, and then our bloodlines will be intertwined? Oh but any desirable woman who could be my wife would also want to marry Binghe, so I guess I'll have to stay single forever. I guess I could adopt a daughter? I don't really know if a good opportunity for that will come up... I know! I'll use that one Magical Plot Device Item to make a female clone of myself, raise her as my daughter, and then one day when she's all grown up she can marry Binghe and then Binghe and I will be in-laws and officially family! Although now that I'm thinking about it, I'm a modern man and I guess it is kind of problematic to raise a kid entirely so she can marry a particular man one day. I mean it's Binghe so it's not as weird or creepy as it would be otherwise, because naturally everyone wants to be Binghe's wife, I wouldn't even need to suggest it to her it would just inevitably happen. Still, though. Probably not the best thing to plan out... I guess we'll just have to settle for being sworn brothers? Kind of a letdown.

Shixiong!Shen Yuan out loud: Binghe, it's a bit sad that we'll never have a child that combines our bloodlines together, isn't it?

[covid-safer-hotties]

Full article:

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[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.