💞✨Random quotes from my gf part 2✨💞
Her: Seward is such a treat!
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Them: I like the stone, it’s stony
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Her: „Ok“ was the wrong answer! You were supposed to say „ma chérie, I will always pin you against a wall“And now your dead because you made a mistake.
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Her: Yes, I am god!
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Her: My favorite Renfield character is Seward.
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Them: But they’re ugly and old like Van Helsing
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Them: Monster fucker are out, puppet fuckers at in
Me: ok, Bitchless.
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Them: my condom should be able to read my mind!
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Them: and I‘ll be dammed if I become a mincraftblock - Fucker… I have my limits
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Them: I mean we all wanna fuck Chris Murry
Me: * asexual silence *
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Her: I blame the three hours of sleep for my behavior
Me: I too blame my behavior on your lack of sleep
Her: OH yeah YOU, the EmPaTh!!
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Me:Sometimes…the people that have tumbler also have instagram
Her: LA LA LA Such people do not exist!
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Them: no worries it was just a minor braking of the nose, a worthy price for being toped!
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Them: I like that I gifted my girlfriend led poisoning. I‘m so nice.
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Them: 11 year olds should always rule the world
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Them: I can’t believe the Bible is a good omens fanfic!
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Them: Blackmail is the best way to sacrifice yourself.
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Them: Short King > Furry
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Them: It wasn’t an evil gun it was a nice gremlin gun
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Me: Ach my honeypo
Them: tits
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Them: I think brickstone gothic architecture might have been a gait way drug tbh
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Them: Ah the two genders Rave party and Space opera
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Me: Oh yeah, Secreficing people at a party is totally normal /s
Them: yeah it is. you literally normalized it for me
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Them: So… you ate the moth…….
Me: Apparently…
Them: …
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Them: That’s so cool! I‘m in a relationship with as mother-eater! That’s kinda badass!
Me: might I introduce you to a character I think you might like: his name is Renfield.
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Them: I’m so full even blood disgust me
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Her: I can forgive all the child murder, but Darth Vader….. Dumbledore?
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Me: the world isn’t merciful, what makes you think you deserve any?
Them: I‘m pretty
Me: Oh, well then
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Them: wow, you are awfully single, painfully so…
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Them: ah yes, my original character Bruce Wayne
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Them: Do you need help?
Me: no
Them: It‘s just that you compared cucumbers to Donalt Trump.
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Them: It‘s all your fantasy’s about dicks that is tarring this relationship apart!!
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Them: I‘m going to Accept the men, because they’re being domed
