#me puns

[cgmayra]

Me: When you flirt with yourself in the mirror and someone sees, instead of saying you're using a healthy self-love healing/coping technique, instead say you're working on your pick-up lines.

Me: a Pick-me-up.

[springsemporiumostuff]

sometimes when you’re driving the mako it can get

virMIRED down because of all the pod crabs you hit

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too bad the gas bags aren’t sentient creatures theyd probably really enjoy

eden prime rib on the citadel

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the thorian’s thralls can be quite

feros-cious

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so when two geth get married which one wears the

perseus veil

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tali went to a gift shop but when a fight broke out she

RANNOCHing a vase over on her way to cover

[springsemporiumostuff]

i once tried to persuade a vorcha to back down from a fight

i gHESHTOK just wasn’t enough

[springsemporiumostuff]

yahg get kind of angry if you knock on their door too many times

you should wait a few seconds parnack