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[max-is-not-well]

*curses your askbox*

Everyone can only speak in emojis

-new evil anon

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[anteroom-of-death]

I have...thoughts

[sleepyloverb]

Just a thought, do the demons from Devildom perceive colour different from humans? Like, as humans get older, they tend to see colours as more dull, and since children see colours more vibrantly, toy companies often produce toys with bright colours to catch a child's attention.

Demon Bro *shielding his eyes from the walls of bright colours*: Oh Diavolo, why are human toys so bright?!

MC: They're bright yeah, but I think you're overreacting.

So I'm just thinking, what if MC and one of the demon bros were in the human realm and walked back the toy isle, and the demon brother recoils at how obnoxiously bright the toys are.

i lowkey see this happening with Mammon while on a shopping trip teehee-

[jazzberiperks]

the strange urge to make an object show now that I have the time and abilities to do so...

[dollymassacre]

Ppl r rlly liking my nyon post...Hhhhhhmmmmmmm I think I know what to do

[cinnis-shame]

I was listening to a horny audio for a while while playing games and over the course of like 2 hours of playing this game and listening to the audios it was GETTING to me I was SOOOO needy. As I'm being generally desperate clenching and wiggling I'm also drinking a big fountain soda. I hadn't peed prior to starting this whole endeavor for at least an hour as well. Near the end I'm getting really sensitive and I want to rub myself so bad and I take a quick little reach into my undies just to give into temptation a little bit and I press against my bladder while sneaking my hand into my undies and I get hit with a sudden realization that I have to pee SOOO bad. I also realize that my entire soda is now gone as well but my audio wasn't over and I wasn't sure how long it was gonna be (it was more than an hour long audio and I had NO idea when I started). I told myself I cant pee until the audio is done. After what felt like an eternity of the audio telling me to clench over and over and over it finally ends and I quickly finish the stage I'm on and run to the bathroom. I sit down and I am a MESS I have a thick gooey clear mess all over my pubes and my brain goes "its a lot easier to deal with this when you've shaved" and so I made the AMAZING decision to not allow myself to pee until I had given myself at least an okay shave. Just as I get done doing the main trim down before I get a little more thorough the battery in my razor fucking DIES. So now I have to go out and out that one on the charger and use the less then effective razor I have to finish up. After half an hour of fumbling around taking clothes off putting them back on shaving charging running around I FINALLY finish shaving and fuuuuck it felt so good to just rub and rub and after I dont know how long I realized that I STILL HADNT PEED and I was SOOOO full at that point but I was so much smoother and everything felt so much more sensitive and good and I just kept rubbing and being delighted with how full I felt and how good rubbing was and then I made yet another brilliant decision. I wasn't going to pee. I had been sitting pants down in the bathroom for at least 10 minutes just edging and my brains at this point have leaked in a clear gooey fluid out of my cock and I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. I sat down immediately after all of this to type this up :3 as I write this I still haven't peed and when I sat down at my desk I drank a bunch more water.

I dont know what I am waiting for to allow myself to finally pee but oh my fuck I need to pee so bad PLEEEEASE be the catalyst that makes me finally decide it's a good idea to go pee I am so FULLLLLLLLLLLLL.

TLDR:

I drank a bunch of soda, listened to horny audio that made decision making skills bad, got really needy, made even worse decisions, still haven't peed, edged sitting in the bathroom naked without letting myself pee, flushed, wahsed my hands, and now I am here typing this up fucking desoerate to pee and not knowing why I think I need a reason to go pee right now but fuuuck please be the reason :///3

[cinnis-shame]

Telling myself I'll pee at the end of the hour but only if I sit in the bathroom naked until the time is up and go my god I could go now with no consequence and I'm so so so full my bladder is starting to ache and minutes feel like they've decided to go MUCH slower just to spite me and aaaaaaaa

[cinnis-shame]

Normal people: I can't sleep I need to pee but I'm comfy >:(

Me: I can't sleep because I know somewhere out there someone can't sleep because they need to pee and all I can think about is giving them a place to release it so they can stay nice and cozy <3