#me-isms

[embervoices]

Things my brain is blurting out today: "The only fairness that's built in to the Universe is the first law of thermodynamics." "We should call skillful left-handedness 'sinisterity'."

[crazy-sparkles]

I would have life whip me twice for each offense if it meant you would be spared.

[pparked]

people will use you and use you and use you, and when you realize it and say “no” for the first time, they’ll claim you’ve abandoned them in a time of need and you’re being selfish.

see through this bullshit. the earlier you say no, the better your relationship with them and yourself will eventually be.

[dresswaltz]

Event: Internet outage that affects all our branches

Co-worker: "How bad is it?" Me: "Jurassic Park-bad."

[megrock]

I think I might be in a funk today. You ever have those days where you have so much to do and yet you are in a bunch of meetings all day, thus you cannot get anything done? I was here till 8:30pm last night and I have a feeling that tonight might be more of the same. 

When is the appropriate time to start drinking?

[making-it-work]

I like to make a little game of not hitting the little reflectoids in the road when lane changing. :3

[nomnomnamaste]

They say you can tell a lot about a man by how he deals with a set of tangled Christmas lights. I think you can tell a lot about a woman by how she handles cooking risotto. I tend to want to rush the process, and always use slightly too much wine.

- me