Prompts for OTP where they're both assholes?
“Given that I’m the superior of the two of us, I think it’s probably best if I’m the one to -- no wait stop it woAH WOAH WOAH WOAH--” AU
After meeting at a party where both Character A and Character B heckled other people who tried to sing karaoke, they get into an awful insult battle that goes a little too far.
“You’re a bit of an asshole, and so am I. I can admit that without choking on my own tongue like you usually do--*MFPH*” AU
At their office job, both Characters A and B tried to pull the same prank on their coworkers but ended up getting stuck in the same supply closet without means of escape. Maybe it’s time for the two to get to know each other since they hadn’t met before but obviously are equally as devious.
“You know what? We should work at one of those restaurants where they just hire mean people to work there on purpose...no you’re stupid.” AU
Characters A and B have a particularly awful fight one night and decide to cool off in their own ways. One goes to a bar and gets drunk while the other strips naked and swims in the park’s pond. After both get arrested for their own criminal acts, they end up in the same jail cell overnight.
Both Characters A and B travel the world together, but instead of taking nice travel photos like normal couples, they take pictures of them flipping off national monuments and running away.