#meaninglessprose

[vava-fett]

Do you have the Scarlett exclusives??

Need someone willing to trade!!

I love your art, and that tracing comment was bs

Thank you! I unfortunately don't have the Scarlet exclusives since I'm really bad at completing the Pokédex myself... but I hope that you can find someone who does have them!

[swilmarillion]

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i'm so sorry, i hope you start recovering soon ��

Thanks Jim! <3

meaninglessprose replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

Urgh, yeah, this sucks

Yeah, it does.  But it should go away, so that’s a plus!

bluestaratsunrise replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

I’m so sorry why are so many people such idiots? Hope you feel better soon

Wish I knew ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   and thank you <3 

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

jfc, that sounds terrible *hugs*

Yeah, not my favorite Sunday night lol.  But I’m okay, so <3

gooooothmoooog replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

Holy Fuck Swil [hugs]

<3 <3 <3

greenairsheep replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

This is outrageous but not unexpected

Yeah, hard same

admirable-mairon replied to your post “[[MOR] Me, taking this medication three years ago: hey I have chest...”

Fucking hell - they make health care seem like a joke!

They really do sometimes!

[swilmarillion]

So, whenever I find an interesting nerdy/dorky thing, I always wonder how the Angband crew would do with it. so, the canon verse crew would find Call of Cthulhu ttrpg inspiring (Seth Skorowsky does module reviews on youtube), boy would they be inspired. . . But how would the fyd!verse crew handle this game? (if you don't know, Seth Skorkowsky's reviews and discussions about this have inspired me to look into running a game one day, he does a great overview, too.)

(ok but this is so sweet?  that you think of these terrible kids?? just <3)

So I know nothing about RPGs except what I’ve gathered from TAZ, but this sounds so cool!  I’ve been reading a lot of Lovecraft lately, so it’s definitely up my alley.  Anyway, I can’t really say for sure how they’d handle it, given that I have no idea what the game entails, but:

I maintain that Thil would consider herself too cool for games.  Although if she was cajoled into participating, she and Mairon would start things off by arguing for 15 minutes about who gets to DM.  This game would be so, so up Gothmog’s alley.  He loves horror, so he’d be into it.  I think Melkor would like it too.  It’s dark and creepy, and those are very Melkor things.  Melkor and Gothmog would be good players--they’d be super into it, and they’d make an interesting game.  Thil would be a disinterested player and a very vengeful DM.  Mairon would be a...well, technically, he’d be a great DM.  Technically.  He’d make things interesting, anyway.

[swilmarillion]

meaninglessprose replied to your post “follow up question DOES MAIRON HAVE CUTE BUTT FRECKLES???”

Melkor loves playing connect the freckles with his tongue

hell yes he does (also: why must you tempt me with terrible ficlet ideas)

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “One talking mountain of blankets to another, does Mairon sleep with...”

Does Melkor get sent to the couch after sticking his cold feet on Mairon one too many times that night

oh, for sure.  either that, or mairon just viciously shoves him out of bed, spreads his nest out, and glares at melkor to convey impending death should he try to reenter the bedspace

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “One talking mountain of blankets to another, does Mairon sleep with...”

Also, sorry for like, so many questions tonight lol. I just love your modern au dorks so much

noooo nicole send me all the asks!  i love these terrible kids and i could talk about them all day (i shouldn’t tho, pls stop me)

[swilmarillion]

reply roundup

meaninglessprose replied to your post “So we know how the FYD characters would react to their canon selves,...”

I'm picturing the two Mel's talking about this and fyd!mai, hearing them, flatly stating no and both of their jaws just snapping shut as they go still.

canon Mel: ...and then you just breed an army from your vanquished enemies and use them to fight the foolish hordes that still defy you.  Oh, and you--

fyd Mai: noOOOOoooo

and thus, the two Melkors were banished to separate time-out corners.

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “I need angbang sleep positions headcanons”

It’s good that Melkor doesn’t sleep with blankets, because if he did Mairon would 100% steal all of them wouldn’t he

Oh, for sure.  No doubt about it.  Which would be fine with Melkor, who likes to be freezing to death at night.  And you know he whines about heat transfer from Mairon’s blanket cocoon like, incessantly.

admirable-mairon replied to your post “samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “Can we have a ...”

That 1/3 being like "You think it's funny to grope me in public? But can you handle THIS!? *Shoves hand down pants - realizes truth - gentlest gasp*

*cue the wildly inappropriate office behavior (by which I mean doin’ it, obvs)

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee replied to your post “Can we have a ...”

Oh my god, MELKOR NO. When did this take place, because that must have been a bit... awkward, if not unpleasant for Mairon in particular

I’m gonna say shortly before the breakup.  Not too early that it would have been the first time Mairon was seeing Melkor’s, uh, assets, but not too late, when he had given up hope of ever seeing them again.  But it was still WILDLY inappropriate, obvs.  

[swilmarillion]

INSTIGATORS. I love it.

[full-course-identity]

meaninglessprose replied to your post “Quick musing;”

With how the klancers blew it up, I thought my ship was going to be klance. Yeah, no. I was even aware of the klantis, I just figured it would be my ship outside of fandom. Sheith socked me in the teeth and stole all my feels

YEAH. Like, I at least expected Klance to kinda make sense, and it sorta does, but outside the first season or two they barely interact outside being teammates, and that feels natural for them. Keith’s priority was always Shiro. It’s always gonna be Shiro, even if only platonically.

It’s just... wild.

[sasuita]

meaninglessprose replied to your post “http://deep-blue-jeer.tumblr.com/post/177845832638/oh-yeah-this-is-so-a...”

He didn't even steal and repost good examples Like, a lovely piece where they are holding each other A nice bendy Keith above Shiro, resting a foot on his head And on of a relaxed Keith using Shiro's leg as a pillow

@meaninglessprose yeah exactly???? He explicitly went for AU stuff and sexual stuff and stuff that could be misconstrued as “creepy” when I’ve totally seen tons of Klance fanart I don’t like but I’m not about to hunt it down to try to prove a point against it. Literally all this is is “here’s art i think is cool” and “here’s art i think sucks” 

and even if we’re gonna say “some sheith aus are tasteless/boring” or whatever I’m betting money there’s just as many tasteless/boring klance pieces. It goes both ways. 

There are plenty of loving/tender sheith pieces in there, he’s just conveniently blind and doesn’t know how to blacklist.