#meanwhile me

[sareinsamkeitz]

it is Saturday night and you guys are all out, right? Yeah, go have a life

[cykelops]

tiktok comments would shred me to pieces if they found out my bf and I often share a bed with my best friend, that we go out together once a week, and that he pays for all our food and trinkets on those outings

[toppo-da-foxxo]

Most people: "Oh woah! That video's so long, 2 hours??? I dunno how I'm gonna watch it- good luck everyone else who's watching that-" Me, a regular videoessay watcher: "Two hours! Wow, perfect length to watch over the course of my shift! After I'm caught up on some other stuff of course :D!"

[flintstill]

The number of attractive looking men I saw in just one 40 minute urban walk to cvs and back vs what I normally see..

Another reason I HATE the suburbs

[loptrcoptr]

Went and saw welcome to night vale live yesterday! I don’t listen to the podcast anymore really, but I bought a ticket on a whim for nostalgia a couple months back, and I’m glad I did. I kept thinking about how cool this would’ve been for twenty-one year old me, I would’ve died to do that back in the day. It was a really fun throwback (and it hits different now that I live in Weirdass Desertville™)

I think the theme for the rest of 2023 should be “do shit/appreciate shit in 2023 that 2013 me would’ve died over having the privilege to do”

[tohokuu]

men are useless

[khvylovy]

hello random future leo hater who decided to slide into my dms??? I think??? you are??? in the wrong fandom pocket dimension???

[saetoru]

today my bf drove me in my car from our campus to my house bc i teared up from being exhausted over finals and not wanting to drive home and then he got me french fries on the way and pinched my cheek and took an uber back to his student apartment so yeah ig the moral of the story is if he wanted to he would