I'm new [and bad] at this... bear with me

*TIN-HATTERS NOT WELCOME* flint as in Captain Flint still as in Bastille (I need a new url but am stuck) Formerly: flintstille, madstille, madsturtveiting (RIP that url. I was quite proud of it and it got me many compliments), and doesnottorturechickens Sometimes in attempts to spare people in real life from my annoyingness it comes out here in concentrated form. Sorry in advance. I also sometimes vent my sexual frustrations through my tags. This has occasionally been a source of extreme amusement for some of my followers. I'm not as new, but I'm still bad at this... so bear with me reply, ask, talk to me, don't be shy :)

[flintstill]

flint as in Captain Flint still as in Bastille (I need a new url but am stuck)

Formerly: flintstille, madsstille, madsturtveiting (RIP that url. I was quite proud of it and it got me many compliments), and doesnottorturechickens

Sometimes in attempts to spare people in real life from my annoyingness it comes out here in concentrated form. Sorry in advance.

I also sometimes vent my sexual frustrations through my tags. This has occasionally been a source of extreme amusement for some of my followers.

reply, ask, talk to me, don't be shy :)

No longer new at this (been here since 2011 baybee)

Arguably still bad at this.

She/her

Need a new url and profile pic but no idea what to change the url to

Blog description regarding the tags very much still applies lol

Heated Rivalry brainrot since the 2025 holiday season

❗ If you are weird about Hudson and Connor's friendship or personal lives, see yourself out! ❗ We only want good things for them in this house

Other fandoms: Taskmaster Good Omens Black Sails (Show of All Time) London Spy (Danny and Alex my truest pairing) Dalgliesh Around the World in 80 Days (my Phileas tags tend to be a a tiny bit thirsty) Various other David Tennant media

HSP with ADHD, sleep phase delay, and profound burnout affecting my health 🤙🏻 we also quite anxious up in here

see prev pinned post here

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[heatedrivalrysource]

Heated Rivalry S01

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“Montreal Metros” Hockey Jersey Logos & Secondary Flash Logos

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part 1/6

[loontattoo]

So I went to Toronto with friends to misbehave and watch hockey and we went to a restaurant where you can buy Dinosaur Erotica from a vending machine. As you should. And we bought the HR parody where Shane is a genetically modified, hockey player raptor. With a very muscular tail (important for plot and smut reasons).

As I was getting out of the Leafs game the next night, I saw a raptor mural and for a glorious second, I forgot basketball was real and insanely thought this was about the dinosaur erotica.

this is. such an amazing collection of words

[frederbee]

[daiiku]

[fuzzydoomsong]

Hudson's Instagram post from June 3, 2026

All Instagram posts

[spandexinspace]

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

[foxgirlofficial]

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

[uvradical]

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

[ms-demeanor]

I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Götheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:

From the story:

We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat. The arrival of the Götheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Götheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other. The crew of the Götheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Götheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...] This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Götheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew. Dear commander and crew of the Götheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.

"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.

[petermorwood]

Reblogging again. This must have been a surreal experience.

[morethanamachine013]

cable belt chain; my newest piece of robot “gear”! i made it using only found or thrifted materials, and i think it came out great :]

[gremlin-posting]

James Ortiz approves of massive Adrian!

[clockoftheheart]

thank you journalism

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads

PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?

AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.

Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.

PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?

AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.

PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?

AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.

The second reads

PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?

DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.

/end ID]

[heytinafey]

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

[depsidase]

[flintstill]

Saw this was on sale so bought myself a little treat yesterday

I LOVE sushi ginger 🫚 😋

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[heymacy]

give me your eyes, i need sunshine ☀︎

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[finelytaylored]

okay so who is writing this

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

...........lowkey fucked around and wrote smth inspired by this

shameless self-promo in the tumblr reblogs lmaooo

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[finngualart]

getting warmed up for the zine :)