Playing Cold
Dreamed of para para Parasites Dreamed of para para Parasites Will someone please Throw raw hamburger meat At the bland vegan band Uno dos tres Catorce Please don't count In Spanish if you Can't count in Spanish You sound like a gringo With oversized sunglasses Made fashionable by Anorexic supermodels Hooked on heroine I have lived long enough To witness the return of disco I have lived long enough But don't kill me yet Not until Disney ruins Another childhood fantasy Sold to me by LucasArts You have just been Subjected to product Placement poetry How does it feel‽ You are a consumer Being consumed Naugahyde lacks The pulchritude of suede But is easier to clean With Simple Green Primus My name is Mud And I like big beavers Named Wynonna I like to lay down My bone(r) and call it Dirty ossification Have some calcium Drink Coke Because snorting it Is a crime I should get paid for this