#meat's asks

[wearedeadmeat]

I heard you were making a bnb playlist (I feel like we all have one now lmao) what type of songs do you have on it? if you don't mind sharing, I'm always looking for more to add to mine

Lowkey... I just have a Banana playlist which is just all of the songs he plays on stream/songs he mentions he likes/albums he likes. And then I have a Bread playlist which is just the same thing but relevant to him. And THEN I have a B&B playlist which is songs they have said they both like...

Since I'm more of a hardcore/[scr]emo/punk/shoegaze kinda guy most of the songs I listen to don't encompass b&b's dynamic because they're all sad or political or just about bullshit

BUT

If I were to make a playlist of songs that are so b&b core, some songs I would consider are:

Skin to Skin, Deep Red, and Daylily by Movements

Tongues by the Frights

On & Off by Modern Color

Ocean by It Looks Sad

1922 by Box the Oxford

Whole and For You the Moon by Basement

Bromeo // Always Good by Prince Daddy and the Hyena

Versace Summer and Alligator by Jank

And then like obviously a whole bunch of Hozier songs, Like Real People Do, Too Sweet, Unknown / Nth, Take me To Church

[wearedeadmeat]

Don’t even worry about being parasocial man. I watched the first “do we need to clarify we have girlfriends” clip and got so confused I spent an hour locked the fuck in annotating that 30 second interaction. My notes are no longer valid cause I changed my conclusion but I can send them if you promise not to post it lol

I have my own opinions on that clip that I also have written down in my spreadsheet I think, your secrets are safe with me :3 (absolutely send them if you want to I will keep them to myself teehee) And I also want to know your new conclusion....

[wearedeadmeat]

Hey if you’re still taking requests can I perhaps interest you in Banana with acts of service as a love language. Points at that one video where he dyed Breads bed for him without saying anything abt it. Whilst dodging three mobs. And also like all of the everything else banana does for the channel and for bread. I hate him a lot.

But yea uh something like banana making bread dinner or just random little favors.. he complains about bread being too lazy to do it himself and yet insists on doing it. Bread gets the princess treatment and bullied at the same time, Banana’s great at multitasking!! /silly

I need to write something like this myself but also writing is hard so I’m throwing it at you in hopes that gives it a bigger chance of happening. They can pry acts of service banana out of my cold dead hands <3

I am always taking requests!! Maybe I should make a pinned post... it may not happen for a bit but I will write most things

I am so into acts of service Banana because that's literally just him, the fic im working on now has a lot of that but do not frett I will make one that's more focused on it! Literally him making the banana bread during the qna and Bread just standing there is so.....

Building him 2 maps, doing redstone for him, getting him tools and armor, dying his bed, saving him from mobs, dropping a water for him no questions asked. And the way he wanted to melt that butter so bad.

Acts of service Banana will come anon!

[wearedeadmeat]

but then they share a bank account auuuuuhhhhhh

I WAS FUCKING GOING TO POST ABOUT THIS. Like obviously they do that because their channel is co-owned but well he said they SHARE a bank account not that they HAVE a shared bank account.

[wearedeadmeat]

oh i grow more excited for jealous banana fic by the day.. i quite enjoy bread getting pushed around.. i’m the guy who mentioned re reading their favorite fics like five or six times btw and “helping eachother finish..” is probably the one i’ve revisited most for that very reason. imagine me sitting patiently on the floor waiting for whatever you be cooking up

-Cherry

Fuck... You guys are making it hard to write chapter 4 because I really want to write porn and there is no more porn in don't look at me like that until chapter 6... If I postponed chapter 4 to write jealous Banana who would be mad and who would cheer...?

[wearedeadmeat]

they call me the latest of all time what clip/video was this post about..? if the link breaks it's the one where they go 'no shit you're my boyfriend' with no music in the back

https://www.tumblr.com/wearedeadmeat/819979885574569984/ouhhhhhrrr-im-so-in-love-with-how-soft-that-whole?source=share

Here is the clip! It is from their shared mouse video at about 13:22

[wearedeadmeat]

these thoughts are so effin cute . the thought of banana stealing bread’s hoodies and the hoodies looking too big on him is so freaking cute . I feel cuteness aggression towards them …

do u think if we compressed banana and bread hard enough they’d turn into banana bread like how diamonds are compressed carbon

- ellipses

I am squeezing them in my fists and their eyes are going to pop out of their heads like those little toys. I hate them, I hope they cuddle when Banana is in one of Bread's hoodies and Bread can't help but smile the whole time because his boy is so cute.

I do think if we compress them together they become one singular loaf of Banana Bread!!! That's how that works, I took chem in highschool and that was actually part of the curriculum!

[wearedeadmeat]

imagine them streaming then hearing a sound in the background before one of them hurries off and really quickly both of their screens are at gone fishing while they both coo over their baby until it falls back asleep so they can continue the stream

Holy FUCK!!!! Your brain is insane... They'd try to say they left the oven on or some dumb shit like that but everyone would have heard an oddly alive sound. People would probably assume it's a cat or something and bnb would be like, you know what, that's a great coverup. So now they have this fake cat that loves to scream all the time... They would have to come up with so many excuses about why the cat takes 10 minutes to calm down/be taken care of. They would probably have to be a lot quieter when they stream or sound proof their streaming room too. And then when their child is a toddler? I don't even know what they would do... Probably stream early in the day and have the kid at daycare if they want to keep streaming, but they would be so scared to be apart from them :( Poor guys