#meatqueuedator

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What's a little blood sacrifice between friends?

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Person who isn’t a masochist but gets off on their partner using them for whatever they’re into

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Person who isn’t a sadist but loves doing things to make their sub happy, even if they’re not that into it.

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Can I put my fucking horses down yet or do I need to keep holding them

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browbeat me all you want, I'll cum

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I’m a gold star breeding kink haver, I’ve never worn a condom in my life.

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Time is relative? Can I kiss her?

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me: "hmm idk, it seems unhealthy to eat left over fries from last night that I just left out all night..."

my tapeworm (growly voice, trying to sound like Venom): "The way I see it Flen, We can eat whatever We wa-" *hacking, coughing*

me: "Yeah... we can, can't we." *takes an antiparasitic and starts munching stale fries*

my tapeworm (normal, nasally and annoying voice): "wait no, anything but that. I promise I'll get better at the Venom voice, just give me time!"

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Okay I typically put my bad takes in my queue so I get the catharsis of posting them without the immediate shame of other people seeing them. Time for a better one.

There is very little better in this world than meeting a shy young woman and watching her become more self confident and assured. I’ve observed it precious few times but the ones that I have are utterly beautiful.