#mech rambles

[mechanizedgoblin]

My sister insists on calling Mikey Way "microwave" and I fear it's contagious

[vinecovered-mech]

Brennan is a true ally because he loves food in the specific way only asexuals love food

[mechman137]

I can snipe an enemy from across the map with a grenade launcher

I cannot hit an enemy at literal point blank with a shotgun

[mechanizedgoblin]

Sometimes making your own clothes means you have to learn tailoring, understand how to pattern complicated garments and work with delicate fabrics. And sometimes it means you're hot gluing cantabs and shoelaces to a belt buckle

[mechanizedgoblin]

Me, 2 drinks in: "So then the clown stabs gerard way- the character, this is all still in character- but sometimes they try to crawl off the stage and then he presses a big red button which- have I told you there's nuclear weapons involved?"

Friend who has been trying to change the topic for the past 20 minutes: "So how about questioning your sexuality, can we get back to that?"

[mechanizedgoblin]

Spreading the good word of Frilli in the demo cus I'm too broke for the actual game

[mechanizedgoblin]

Hanging out with my dads friends and a 60yo sports guy was the only one respecting my name and pronouns. Never let them tell you it's the age

[mechanizedgoblin]

It's 1 am. I have to catch a train at 8. If I lock in real good I can make a pair of pants until then. If I fail, I won't have shorts for a week. Let this trial of strength begin!