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give him a sec, he’s discovering something new about himself 😔

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the last time I was on time for something was when I arrived on my due date.
have some mechabat week day two
give him a sec, he’s discovering something new about himself 😔
Final day of mechabat week!!!!! It's 3:00am but we're here!!
Intoxicated/Bloodlust
Chad and Alice overheard and are already planning the wedding. And don't worry, Robert's gonna say yes <3
And thats a wrap folks! Thanks for tuning in, this was so much fun!!! I'll see yall again real soon :)
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Robert discovers the joy of flirting in Sonar's ear while he can't respond and watching him squirm about it c:
@mechabatweek day 3 Hacking / Hustling
Mechabatweek starts tomorrow!! Check our pinned for more deets, but really just create something about a very depressed man and his bat boyfriend and tag it #mechabatweek and you'll be good.
Robert didn't know what he was doing. He remembers hearing Mal mention Sonar Birthday was coming up. Here he is wondering the local strip mall looking for a gift for his new coworker he hardly knows. First he thought about getting him a tie but quickly ruled that out. Maybe a stapler ya no, fancy pen definitely no, Robert decided to settle on a big blue blanket with bats and witch hats lightly pressed into, a bat squishmallow and a gift card to local coffee shop he remembers Sonar said he likes. One thing Robert enjoyed about the job listing to tge others talk so he can gather information on them. Rapping the gift was a pain he swears that stupid gift paper was out for blood . Adding in getting Sonars locker code. He didn't want to hand the gift directly to him. For what ever reason that made my heart start beating quickly and makes me nervous. I rather not have Sonar know that the gift came from me. It did turn into a awkward moment when Phenomaman caught me putting the gift in his locker.
Robert Robertson why are you opening a fellow teammates locker without his permission? Um I'm leaving him a birthday gift. A gift for the day he was spawned? Yes! Why don't you give it to him? Because I don't want him to know I gave it to him. Are you ok Robert? I hear your heart beating faster than normal and your face is turning from white to red. It's nothing. Do you by chance enjoy Sonar more then just a friend? Noo I got to go Phenomaman have a great shift. Robert.. if you talk with the bat man he might like you back. Nope are relationship is nothing like that besides he can get way better then me. Robert quickly runs away leaving a confused Phenomaman man behind.
Victor opening his locker was met with a pleasant surprise. A blanket, pillow gift card he didn't think anybody besides Mal would remember his birthday. There was faint smell of cinnamon and clove, nutmeg but he can't think off the top of his head who in the office smells of that. Mal when she saw me carrying the gift tried to snag the blanket to look at it. She was joking about the bat themed gift despite me thinking it was sweet. Couldn't figure out who left it and who broke into my locker to leave it. Phenomaman has been giving me and Mal odd look all morning. Mal joked maybe Phenomaman left the gift. No way he would order me a nasty melon gift basket. She finally matched up to him and asked what's up. He only only mumbled it's nothing can't understand why my friend thinks the man bat is to good for him. Before floating off. Excuse me the what man and who's his friend? Him and Mal thought about it all morning. So the person who left the gift comes in early, friends with Phenomaman, smells like cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg. Thinking about people who know Phenomaman and who's brave enough to talk with him. Mal pauses for a moment Robert. Robert what about the twink. No you idiot Robert is the one who left the gift. First off why and how did he know today was my birthday. Might have over heard us talking about it. That would mean he broke into my locker to avoid handing me a gift. What are you going to do Victor? Claim the rest of my birthday gift after work.
After that extra long day at work he was ready to go home. After waterboy accidentally accused a slip in slide at the park and Flambae caught a clown car on fire. He was done. Luckily he also avoided Phenomaman and Sonar for most of the shift. After setting everything away in his locker Robert hears the door to the locker room open and shut missing the soft click off the lock. Before Robert could blink a pair of soft hands wrapped themselves around Roberts head. With a husky guess who whispered in his ear. Sonar? Ding ding you guessed correctly. Dude what are you doing? Robert whispered feeling his heartbeat jump. Trying to find the mystery person who left me a gift. The sudden feeling of a warm tongue running up his neck made him shiver. Who told you a big buddy of yours Bobert. Before Robert could even say Phenomaman he felt a hard bite in his shoulder. Ow why did you bite me. Mega bat wanted to claim the rest of his birthday present. Before Robert could protest or suggest he go find Mal for a late night birthday bar hop. Sonar picked Robert up unlocking the door and walking to his car. Also call me Victor Bobbie I like you too. My birthday plans are snuggling with you and watching law in order. Robert didn't expect ending the day with cuddles from a bat but he won't complain.
Here's my post for Sonars birthday week hope you guys enjoy
Robert and Victor go on a mission to find an artifact. An old grandfather clock with carvings of meadows, wildlife, the sky, moon, sun, and stars. The carvings almost seem to move on there own; pulling infinitly inwards toward some distance, if you stare at it long enough.
They find it at an estate sale. It's in the silent auction. Victor places a bet, Robert is there because the only way to see the bid is on an internal system that he need to get access to so that if the amount Victor bid wasn't enough they could easily find the person who did win the bid. It would be 100 times easier if Vic could just buy it though.
6 hours later and a bid of 1.8 million dollars straight from Victor's personal account because the amount that SDN gave them was less than a million dollars, the beautiful and magical clock is now in his possession.
While they wait for a team to pick it up, Vic is given a key by a tall ram faced man, who warns him that what you and your other seeks lies within but only if you have him by your side. This sounds a shiver up both there spines.(Robert is listening to the conversation through an ear piece.) Victor whips around away from the clock to look back at the ram hybrid but finds nobody there.
When Robert meets back up with Victor there he noticed how quick the place was to empty. Almost like everyone there was just for show. The whole way making it back to Victor he never ran into anyone or anything. Infact sounds felt very distant now that Victor is paying attention.
Just before the both of them got proper creeped out the door to the giant grandfather clock popped open.
Victor without waiting for Robert to dissuade him opened it up all the way to a beautiful soft golden glow."After all, Bob, the creepy goat guy said that what we seek is inside." Victor is quick to dip inside.
"This is a terrible idea. We should wait for back up," always the voice of reason always ignored follows the Bat into the clock.
The first sensation Robert felt was the warmth of the sun. Which was admittedly strange because the sky in Tolerance had been a dreary overcast for a week now. But the warmth on his skin was very real, as was the tickle of grass. I was almost like waking up from a dream, a good dream, the best dream, were you still don't really know where you are but you can't bring yourself to panic because everything was safe.
It was a feeling Robert hadn't known in a very long time. And if it wasn't for the sensation right now Robert knows he wouldnt have felt this way for a longer time to come.
Opening his eyes and sitting up all he could see was a sea of grass, open sky, and the large form of Victor sleeping next to him.
Fuck. That was a stupid idea.
Robert smacks Victor awake.
And then they go on an isaski adventure, find out they can't go back, get married, settle down, and have kids till old and gray. It's only when they die (sonar first), they wake up with the artifact in hand and a lifetime of love lived between them. And only an hour passed back in thier world.
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Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Sonar | Victor Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Chase | Track Star (Dispatch), Beef the Dog (Dispatch), Flambae | Chad (Dispatch), Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch), Prism | Alice (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Awkward Crush, Literal Sleeping Together, there was only one bed and the bed was Beef's, cozy which just kind of means that not a whole lot happens, Getting Together, Post-Canon, taking care of each other Summary:
idk it's just some dumb fic about Sonar having a massive crush on Robert, being unable to not be awkward about it, and Robert eventually falling for him, too.
Inspired by 1) the fact that Sonar is squarely a millennial, and 2) the prequel comic that shows Malevola and Sonar on a suspension bridge that I'm convinced is the Golden Gate Bridge the day before they start working at SDN. So in this fic, they still live in San Francisco. Sonar is portaled to and from work Malevola, until the day she gets sick and can't. Robert offers his place to Sonar for the night. Basically nothing happens. I apologize: this is a boring fic. Please be duly warned.
MECHABAT WEEK DAY 1
Office Party/After Party
I missed sonar’s birthday wtaf
I’m a horrible sonar fan 💔💔💔
My compromise is a “morning after” comic ;-;
I need to lock in for mechabat week 🥲