#mechahero

[garden-angelica]

@mechahero said:

I am handing you Lambda for the WoW thing lol

let me put your guys in wo.rld of war.craft || accepting

So like, it's super tempting to make Lambda a mecha.gnome just because of the whole cyborg thing, However. the in game mgs look. Bad, to me.

Instead i think he'd be a fors.aken de.ath kni.ght! especially considering you tend to give him zombie motifs and his lore as a former super soldier/bio-weapon.

these are just for fun, most of the armor in the second image are unobtainable unless you have money to spend or want to wait 1000 years for them to show up in the trading post again

[5mind]

My theory is that you are a sentient bulb of garlic /joking

ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

you joke. you joke but i literally have a garlicsona

[simantopia]

NO SERIOUSLY. there is one household with two humans living in a house with ghosts who have all died in various ways. with the youngest kid dying of drowning and the teen dying of burning to death. there is no explanation as to why they're all dead (if they were murdered or if they just perished in horrific accidents)

then there is a character named Lotta Greaves (a pun off a lot of grieves) whose gravestone is oddly at the behind of a vampire club. the random place of the tombstone, when usually tombstones are at sims' homes or graveyards is uh... suspicious.

there's the bayless family who's all thing is that nobody knows where their "lineage" came from, and it seems to be something that oddly interests the town. the wife's bio further implies inbreeding by saying "anyone who has tried to track it [the lineage] down has only been led in circles."

AND. tatiana is also a dead sim who apparently died of starvation as a young adult. her current [now adult] daughter is still alive in the game. when brought back to life, it's revealed that tatiana hates her daughter. due to her dying of starvation, her traits (snobby + neat + light sleeper) her name being a reference to a supermodel (Linda Evangelista) her suddenly dying at a young age, and her dislike for her daughter (and likely dying not long AFTER her daughter's both) -- most strongly believe that tatiana suffered with an eating disorder and perished from it)

OH YEAHHH SAHDHASDHA and my favorite. the yoko ono parody living with the ghost of the john lennon parody. talk about dark humor there LMAOOOO

so YES. sims 3 lore is fuckinn wiiiild and i think ppl often forget it because they're all more focused on sims 2 lore (which is also wild ofc!!!) it makes me sad that sims 4 is just so fucking scared of doing ANYTHING actually interesting + messy with their characters.

[anestofmuses]

Wheel of muses Starter: When the dad shows up (wild dog)

(For @mechahero)

The old mercenary sat himself down on a dinner sea, arms crossed as he looked at Lambda with a raised brow. Trying to find the short cyborg was harder then he thought. But at least now he had him in his sights.

"Finally we can meet in private young man."Wild Dog spoke with a hint of amusement, despite the tense situation. "Let's cut to the chase shall we? I only want to know one thing. What exactly are your intentions with my young boy?" Sure Fang could defend himself in a pinch. But even someone as seemingly heartless as this madman had a soft side, he didn't want his son getting heartbroken.

[shelledsnientist]

Lemon Angel Food + Road Trip!!

Lemon Angel Food: a virtue headcanon.

This bitch has virtues?????

For someone who tends to blame outside factors for his own failures, he actually does have a sense of responsibility in the sense that he'll make the effort to clean up these failures himself. He can feel guilt. But there's that part of him that feels that he has no right to feel this. So he rationalizes that his failures are never entirely (if at all) his fault if only so he can keep going.

But he will take care of these mistakes.

Because he has to. He just has to.

Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Sometimes, he feels like it would be nice to just remove himself from all of this - the rushed deadlines, the boss breathing down his neck through the cameras, the wandering 'ghost' of a friend betrayed.

It would be nice if he could just take himself and his work somewhere far away. Except the bulk of his work is directly tied to Aquarias and he's not willing to leave those parts behind. And because his work is tied to his own sense of identity, that would be a lot like cutting off a part of himself, no?

[igniferous]

No wonder Lambda hangs around (and not just for the food). It's the only other place to be gay! //tossing this for the funnies then runs

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[captainseamech]

fish reactions rn

//it's even funnier when people are still spamming fishes as I type this JSNDKLS

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