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The Final Battle

Meh, stuff happened.

Butthurt Jen Not in D8 ended up winning because the secret to this game was to not submit anything.

Congrats to our first Victor!

Scarlette died a gruesome death.

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Mediocre Games 2

In preparation for the 2nd Annual Mediocre Games, I will be asking all tributes who apply to be available a certain time (to be determined) because these games are going to happen in a matter of hours.

Please only apply if you can commit to a certain period of time (a couple hours) on Wednesday or Thursday night.

With that being said, applications are now open.

APPLY HERE.

Only 12 of you will be chosen.

-GM Argon

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Final Four

Scarlette sends a tweet to Swoss-tikka, “You only die once: that’s the motto, #YODO And we bout it erry day, erry day, erry day” Swoss-tikka reads the tweet and is so angry he/she explodes. His/her cannon fired.

Adolf Hipsta faced off against Butthurt Jen Not in D8 and the latter won. Adolf's cannon fired.

THE FINAL TWO TURNED TO FACE EACH OTHER.

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Post- Burn Book

Scarlette zeros in on Shanaynay and makes her way for her trick. Circling around the girl, Scarlette starts to sing. “There you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don’t got a lot to say. But there’s something about her and you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try. You wanna kill the girl!” Wrenching a knife into Shanaynay’s ribs, driving the blade into her lungs. “Yes, you’ll kill her. Look at her, you know you do. It’s possible she wants you, too. There is one way to kill her. Don’t say a word…not a single word. Go on and kill the girl!” Scarlette pulled the knife out and stabbed it into Shanaynay’s neck and let the girl bleed on the floor. Her cannon fired and the principal was not pleased.

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The Burn Book

Again Scarlette sought out another person. She sat behind them in the gymnasium for the burn book lecture. Her eyes glared at the back of Miranda Cosgrope’s head, she was annoyed. Scarlette pulled the girls hair and wrenched her head back so she could look her in the eyes. Scarlette started to sing again, “Cause when I’m killing you my senses come alive. Almost like the puzzle piece I’ve been trying to find. Falls right into place you’re death’s all that it takes. Your life fades away when I’m killing you. When I’m killing you it all starts making sense. And all the questions I’ve been asking in my head. Like are you the one that I really killed? Crystal clear it becomes when I’m killing you!” With her last word sung, Scarlette sawed into Miranda’s throat and kicked her limp body to the side. Her cannon fired. Trishkabob eats a shishkabob and when she finishes, she throws the stick and it pierces someone-- herself. This is because she submitted. Her cannon fired. Shanaynay sat in the auditorium listening to whoever the fuck is on the stage. She heard her name “Shanayany- fucked 10 guys in one night, what a slut,cunt,pussy she is” Shanaynay stood up. “Oh hell nah! Who the fucking talking shit about me! Just then Harriet Thugman stood up. “OHhhhhh Burn! I did it!” Shanaynay was raging, she pounces on her clawing at her face. “You're such a slut!” She said as she pulled out some of Hariett's hair. She clawed her eyes out and her cannon fired. Shanaynay left the pleased with her performance. “I got this shit!” She said as she plucked the dry blood out of her long ghetto nails. Bowa spontaneously combusted. His cannon fired. All other tributes scattered from the gymnasium. Only five were left: Scarlette, Butthurt Jen Not in D8, Swoss-tikka, Adolf Hipsta, and HGM Shanaynay.

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The Fallen- Day 2

Jibs

Fuckyu

Peni Sus

Smirnoff

Caspain

Mourn the bitches.

-GM Argon

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The Gym

The Niggas in China alliance didn't do shit but sit in the gym and train for a couple hours while other bitches fought.

The tributes didn't listen to GM Argon who told them to go after Austin's tributes. Dumb sluts.

None of their cannons fired and Harriet Thugman, Swoss-tikka, Adolf Hipsta, Miranda Cosgrope, and Bowa stayed in the gym.

But before they could feel safe, the principal had called for a mandatory assembly in the gymnasium. All the tributes gathered...

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The Hallway

The principal had been called in the hallway because of the rukus that Smirnoff started with the Burnbook and Caspain was in the center of it all. She was kicking bitches left and right and even kicked the principal in the face as she was swinging on a pipe.

"OH HELL NO! I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTH SIDE FOR THIS!" the principal said.

He used his baseball bat to hit the fire alarm to turn on the sprinklers and get everyone's attention. He killed Caspain with the baseball bat like he had killed Smirnoff. Her cannon fired.

"ALL JUNIOR GIRLS TO THE GYMNASIUM IMMEDIATELY! IMMEDIATELY!"

Everyone walked to the gym, worried about what the principal was going to do...