21-30/100 top Films
21) The Kings Speech (2010) Starring: Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush & Helena Bonham Carter
These guys, this film! So Basically there's the British royal family
The King, the queen and the two princesses. Cute family setting, right? But I'm getting ahead of myself,the film starts off with Albert aka Bertie, who's this guy who just happens too be the king's son, he stutters and stuff so goes and see's this speech thearpist, to help him with his stutter for when he becomes king. Albie's not sure it's gonna work and he's like
"And....tits." Colin, you legend! he tries too be a smart guy and thinks he's all that because he's the king but Lionel is like so cool and chilled out, he's got this thing! When he tries too out smart Lionel, he knows exactly what too say
you tell him! Albie can be a bit angry and menst at times....
But Lionel gets him doing all these excersies too help his stutter, such as...
but after alot of perseverance from both sides, he finally get's it and he does his speech and stuff with minimal stutter and it's like emotional because he tried so hard, colin baby....
22) Meet The Parents (1999) Starring: Ben Stiller & Robert De Niro
Although I find the sequel better, this one is still a great classic. There's this couple and Ben aka Gay who meets his girlfriends parents for the first time. It's all going ok, until Gay's like
and it's like, err........ Rob aka Jack is like this top CIA man who like interrogates Greg and has this lie detector thing that he tries on Greg
I'm not quite sure that Greg passes the test. Greg's a descent guy, but doesn't seem to be impressing Jack especially when he scares the cat off towards the end and then gets another one in replace of it. Jinx the cat is very clever so it was no wander that Jack was starting too get a little worried
He also gets sligtly peed off with Greg when he goes out and buys another cat too replace Jinx hoping no one would notice. When Jack & the guys find out, Greg is basically kicked on the streets and forced too go back home, but instead has an argument with some woman on the plane about baggage. He was like getting a bit stressed about his luggage and she's like don't raise your voice at me & he replied I'm not raising my voice THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE. And then tbh the girl starts too get a bit annoying so Greg looses his patience and he's like
23) Saving Mr. Banks Starring: Emma Thompson & Tom Hanks
Even though this film has just come out, I'm literally in love with it! Any film with Tom Hanks & Emma Thompson rocking the disney theme is my cuppa tea, but this film has excelled itself, I love every single bit of it. So there's P.L travers, writer of Mary Poppins & Walt Disney wants too make a film out of it. So she flies to L.A too meet him
But they are the complete oppisites for one, P.L seems too dislike stuffed disney animals
and doesn't like the colour red
which is a bit awks for this guy
There's also the amazing Ralph who's P.L's Car Driver, who's always around to offer a cuppa
Everything that comes out of P.L's mouth is just funny, like when they want too cast Dick Van Dyke for the role in Mary Poppins and she just starts slagging him off & then she's like
but in the end they all grow too work together and in the end they end up dancing together and everything.... LETS GO FLY A KITE, UP TOO THE HIGHEST HIGHTS!
24) The Duchess (2008) Starring: Ralph Fiennes & Keria Knightely
Ralph's a little bugger in this one , he marries Keria aka GDOD, They are kind of made to marry because it's whats right and stuff, but before GDOD knows, Ralph's literally taking her clothes off
and then ralph does us all a favour and strips off
this is ralph saying
"Would you go too the bed?" Lol, I'm on my way Ralph meet you there! But he gets her pregs a few times but she keeps on having girls, why can't the bugger give Ralph a boy like he wants? In the end she gets fed up with Ralph and starts hanging out with this other guy
Sorry for the rauncy gifs and stufffffff.
25) Kinsey (2004) Starring: Liam Neeson Aww, Kinsey is so cute. He collects bugs and has a clipboard
he then lectures at university and meets this gal, they are quite cute together
they even share a few awks kisses
and when they get married there's a bit of an awks scene where no one really knows what they are doing but I think it's quite cute. He goes and gets some help and things get better for him and he starts too get more confident and starts teaching other people
And he begins too be like a proffeser in sex and he isn't afraid too tell people what he really thinks.
cheeky Liam!
26) The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (2008) Starring: David Thewlis & Asa Butterfield
OMG, BRUNO! Basically there's this guy. The average guy, married with children, he just happens too be a commandant of a major death camp. The whole family pack up from Berlin and move into their new home
But Bruno starts too get bored and spends most of his days on his tyre swing in the end Bruno starts to explore the local area and ends up finding this death camp with some kid sitting on the other end of the fence Shumel!!!!!!
He just thinks he's a cool at first, he thinks the kid lives on a farm, bless him. he even makes friends with this other Jewish guy who's name I cannot spell, Bruno's like
but he gradually starts to find out more off the truth espeically when he betrays shumel
and shumel gets beaten too a pulp. He apologies too shumel and tries too make it up too him by helping him find his dad by sneaking into the camp. They end up both getting gassed.
27) Pinnochio (1940)
I'VE GOT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN. As it was made in 1940, I can't blame it for not having many gifs. You know story, there's this guy called Geppetto, he's a legend really he's got a cat and wodden puppet, called Pinnochio,
One nigh Geppetto wishes upon a star... you know the song.... WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE..... Yeah. and this fairy comes and grants his wish and then Pinoces comes to life. Next morning he's off too school with an apple in his hand, like a good little European boy, but on the way he gets tricked by this fox and ends up getting taken by this fat itallian guy who locks him in a cage but with help from Jiminy a grasshopper he gets out and meets this guy with ginger hair and then they go too this dodgy funfair where the kids are smoking then get gets swollowed by a whale. Just casually.
28) Mary Poppins (1964) Starring: Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
A CLASSIC! Julie Andrews casually drifts into the film flying with an umbrella in her hand over the roof tops of London, as you do. She comes in with her tape measure and stuff
& she goes to be a nanny for the Banks Family, Jane and Micheal are the kidz and they like her because she sings and slides down banisters. They go out one day and meet Bert, he sings too
IT'S A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH MARY, A JOLLY JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH YOUU. Tune. Yeah so they hang out with some dancing penguins and then they have tea on the celing with some of bert's mates. They go out on little adventures and stuff & then Mary starts singing aboyt this gal who sits outside St. Pauls. EARLY EACH DAY AT THE STEPS ONF ST PAULS A LITTLE OLD BIRD WOMAN COMES. IN HER OWN SPECIAL WAY...basically, i could recite the whole song but I'll save that for a different blog.
29) The World's End (2013) Starring: Simon Pegg & Nick Frost Personally this is my fave film in their series, it's legend! Basically there's 5 fiends who go back too the town they grew up in to have a drink in each pub (only the british would understand) The main guy, Gary is a bit of a Alkie who don't mind a drink or two
and he takes 4 of his more sensible friends on a pub crawl. He makes up a sob story that his mums died and shit then when he goes too the toilets in one of the pubs she calls and speaks too one of his mates & Nick's like "I've just spoken too your mum. And not from the afterlife, from fucking Bournemouth" then the like bump into some robots in the toilets and it's just abatlle from there and then Pierce Brosnan just pops up from nowhere but they keep on going, trying too complete all their pubs
Trying to make it too the end Pub , THE WORLD'S END.
30) Last Vegas (2013) Starring: Robert De Niro, Micheal Douglas, Morgan Freeman & Kevin Kline
Love this fil, there's 4 guys, all of whom were friends in childhood and now they are 60 odd and go too vegas too throw a party for their friend whos' about too get married but as their getting older they have too watch themselves a bit so they don't push themselves too an early death
and thy start too have restrictions
& the film's just basically about them partying hardand then its cute because Robert De iro has just lost his wife ( in the film) so he's all sad but then this new gal who works as a singer in bars joins their adventure and tags along iht them. They do partys and stuff and Kevin Kline nearly gets some.. nearly..
