Apr 23, 2023
I have HAD IT with these m*f*n snakes on this m*f*n clown
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I have HAD IT with these m*f*n snakes on this m*f*n clown
Ur doing Halloween asks?!!!! SWEET! Can I order a large Naga Character of your choice with a side helping of gender neutral reader? No smut required but definitely mention the size difference there~
(Uuuuugh so many choices. I want to write an more for rocksinmuffins Ratchet megaconda stuff, but also other characters......*whine* Ya know what, Fuck it. Ultron with a Naga form! IDK Why but it’s one of those why not drabbles!)
It’s one of the times where You were surprised at one of Ultron’s. Six arms? Whatever. Wings like a metal angel? Makes sense, goes with the world destruction by god’s had thing. Multiple blasters and guns? Everyone has a phase of gratuitous violence.
A slithering tail of overlapped metal plates would have been cool if it was like a tail attached to the main body. Ya know cute little cat girl/guy thing. You could imagine a tail like that and not being surprised.
A larger than fucking acceptable slithering snake body with a semi-proportional torso an the metallic form of the mythical naga? You should have prepared more.
“So little bird, what do you think?” Ultron purred.
You could feel the cool scales at your back, He had been inspired by Anaconda the horror film you were certain. since it only took two loops of his body to cover your height. trapping you in a loose coil of silver and vibranium. His torso, maintain the iconic look, was at least twice it’s original size, easily crowding you. One of his arms braced against his own body, the other holding you chin.
You looked at his face, the angles more serpentine but holding the OG look. the fangs were new, apparently holding some sort of paralytic venom. His eye’s still a blazing red. Watching your trembling form, with a knowing gleam in his eye’s. And a smirk on his lips.
“Maybe I should just keep you here. Your tiny body next to mine, wrapped in my grasp unable to move~” He hissed. Tucking his face into your neck, the threat of those fangs piercing you high. Hands holding your hips -large enough to hold your thighs apart - and snake tail curling tighter. All while as a coil of heat burned in your gut.
“Ah fuck.”
Make no mistake, 2010′s mosnter movie “Megaconda” is a genuinely BAD movie. Not in a “So bad it’s good” way, it’s just wretchedly awful on every level.
Except, for some reason, the theme tune, by Chuck Cirino, which is a lot catchier than it has any damn right to be.
When Colonel Remy van Lierde saw what is known as the 50 Foot Congo Snake, he managed to make several passes over it in his plane. 50 feet long is far longer than any snake on record and he could not believe what he had seen. He was not the only one on board and knew there was an opportunity:
"So as we had a camera on board, I decided to make several passes over the hole where the snake was in, in able [sic] to let the man take a picture of it, and I made certainly between four and six passes right over the hole where the snake was in. By then I was already flying for 25 years, so I've a very good experience of measuring things. And I would say the snake I saw there was close to 50 foot, close to 50 feet - I don't know, you say 50 foot, or 50 feet? - but very close to, certainly."
Dream Journal 2017-06-12: Welcome To The Disney Princess Action Show!
Disney (the company) is really good at cultivating children into branded multimedia empires. There’s always some up-and-coming person on the cusp of being the next big thing, and there are movie credits and TV shows and musical performances to keep the market saturated with the media darling du jour. This dream took place after the release of a movie that basically combined Moana and Frozen into one movie about a tropical Polynesian island that suddenly got covered in ice and snow and a plucky young girl had to figure out where all the cold came from.
The star of this film was a native-born girl from Hawai’i, and this was her first movie role. She looked a lot like Ashley Tisdale, but with darker skin and hair. I’m going to try to spell her name out now, but it’s really difficult because her last name is really long and I’m having to recreate the name by the shapes I remember my mouth making when I tried to pronounce it. Are you ready? HERE GOES!
Miranda Motokolea’amehalueha’a
As you can probably guess, this name was really hard to say. The best part was when the various entertainment TV hosts tried to say her name and failed miserably and ended up falling back on the nickname “Miranda Moto.” BUT I DIGRESS!
Disney was trying to diversify its cultural perception of its female talent by including other ethnic and cultural backgrounds besides its trusty roster of “various shades of caucasian.” The company was also trying to push back on the perception of the traditional “Disney princess.” These were the characters that basically always ended up as some sort of royalty in a traditionally feminine sense. So Disney decided that it should create a new show for its newest star where Miranda Moto would do traditionally masculine things and hopefully appeal to a broader market base. Even in dreams, Disney is all about that bottom line on the merchandise sales!
The show was called The Disney Princess Action Show, and the first episode involved Miranda fighting a giant anaconda with a knife and winning. That was the whole episode: just one giant epic snake fight. I would pay real-life dollars to see such a thing if it actually existed. Probably not a whole lot of dollars, but maybe like 5 of them?
Five bucks seems like a good compromise. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, DISNEY!
P.S. I literally spent four whole minutes making weird sounds and face shapes to recreate Miranda Moto’s full name. I am very dedicated to making my dream recordings as accurate as possible.
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The header image is a doctored photo for a film called Megaconda, but the website that this image was originally hosted on no longer has it and I happened to find it through a chance search of the internet’s recycle bin. Neat, huh?
This article was published in The Daily Argus Newspaper on July 24th, 1891. It talks about a Megaconda that has been seen frequently in the area.
This newspaper article reports a monster Megaconda. The article was published July 24, 1891 in The Daily Argus News.
MEGACONDA-D!CK! We are watching our yearly WILD CREATURE movie marathon. Yesterday was ape movies and the day before was giant snake attack movies, Megaconda inspired me to make Megacondick puppet! (Made entirely out of upcycled materials, it's still not finished!) We love the Megaconda title theme so much, my partner has used it as their ringtone for over a year now, and we sing it all the time lmao