#megacunt

[fifthbuddha]

My new Undercover Agent I.D. is going to read Agent Adrenochrome💉! Call me Killary cause I'm extracting these disrespectful batches of bitches and bastards! Who wants to fall into a #Lexigram trap and catch the #Curse of #KingTutankhamun? Meanwhile, breaking #HIPAA Federal Protection Privacy Act? VIOLATION! You're out of line! Who wants pure cocaine from the Mexican Cartel? 🎱 You owe me DEBT for all that adult entertainment!🍿 Payback is a #MEGACUNT! Coming soon... #TheSecondComing #OneNightInBuddha #50ShadesOfGreyAliens #BitchBetterHaveMyMoney💰 (at Prince Buddha International) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEEPn6dM4HI/?igshid=1cyl0zuog79hn

[devils-nettle]

Lollllllll bitch YOU were the one to stop talking to me for no fucking reason and without warning for almost 6 months, quit playing the victim. You made your bed, you shit in it, now it’s time to lay in it.

You made it clear I wasn’t a wanted feature in your life so I moved on, and then you come back expecting me to lap up your bullshit apology and pretend like nothing ever happened. Suck my left nut, you aren’t worth the effort or the time anymore.

Aaaaand yet I bet you’re still gonna play the victim even though you were the one to fucking toss me away like hot garbage LOL

[phaediu]

AM5 IS FUCKING STREAMING ON ITUNES FUCK FUCK FUCK

[twarkmain]

so my friend's girlfriend is a fucking dementor. she literally sucks the fun out of everything. most selfish person i have met and she is not even grateful for the shit everyone does for her. and the bitch owes me twenty dollars. i'd jump her if she had testies.