"Magpie, but you ship Enjin with Gris/Tamsy as well! How will that work??"
Wold you rather have me leave my poor husbands all alone?? They can keep each other company and cuddle while I'm not there
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"Magpie, but you ship Enjin with Gris/Tamsy as well! How will that work??"
Wold you rather have me leave my poor husbands all alone?? They can keep each other company and cuddle while I'm not there
Well jeez, I guess I should get on with it then
"Just Relax"
Tags: Enjin x reader, gender neutral reader, reader has longer nails for plot purposes, suggestive fluff
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He sat back on the couch with a long sigh. That last cleaning took everything out of him and then some, he had to sit for a good minute and let the kids of team Akuta go to their rooms by themselves.
Not even Ryo's usual verve nor Zanka's blatant admiration could get the heavy feeling from his body.
After a few moments alone with faint light as the only company, he felt a pair of hands reach for his closed eyes and cover them.
"Guess who~?"
He let out a scoff, a worn grin on his face.
"C'mon babe, enough games. C'mere"
A feline smile on their lips, they sat down next to Enjin, his head thrown back on the couch headset.
"Long day?"
"More like long week. I can't even take out a smoke I'm so tired"
They hummed. Their eyes were trailing on all the lines of his face: his chin, his dimples, his cheekbones and the deep shades beneath his eyes... Even as a spent mess like this, he looked like a proper work of art to them.
Sliding a hand carelessly to his face, they reached for his hair. His undercut was freshly shaved, the sensation of the shorter hairs a stark contrast to his longer blonde locks.
Enjin unconsciously laid back in their touch, letting them pet and take out knots and knicks without much of a care.
Yet he didn't expect the teasing of their fingertips on his shorter hair. It was new, yet not unwelcomed, stirring a pleasant hum in his chest.
A tentative scratch from their nails woke him up from the petting induced trance, feeling like a bolt run through his whole body.
"H-hey, you're threading a dangerous line there doll-"
"Oh?" Their voice low and coy "Whatever could you mean? This?"
The emphasis put on their last words with a more decided pet, the grit with his scalp with the claws sending a pleasant shiver down his spine.
The mewl that left his lips was undignified, their hand stopping all motion against his head.
He opened an eye to look at them, their surprised expression turning into a malicious grin from ear to ear.
"Should I stop?"
His answer came more hurried than his pride would normally allow.
This new heavy petting horizon he reached, he couldn't just let it slip from his hands like this. He wanted more.
"Just- Careful. I don't want no blood drawn."
They giggled triumphantly "No need to be dramatic now"
They resumed their ministrations, drawing swirling patterns through his shave. The feeling made his ears turn pink at the tips and his breath a bit heavier.
The scratches let tingles down his fingertips. He could have never imagined something as simple as this would get him so worked up, his body already putty in their experienced hands.
"I think you need to be taken care of,dear chief"
His snide exhale turned into a low moan against his will when they reached the lower tuffs of blonde on the back stilled their grip there.
"...please"
They giggled and sat up from the couch, offering their alluring hand to the man.
"Just relax and let me handle it...
Enjin"
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Oof, written all of this in one go. I tried to make the character more immersive, but my head kept thinking back to Tamsy in place of the reader.
Hope it still came out good, I tried my best ;-;
This is really nsfw, so minors DO NOT INTERACT
Are they gone? Good
Now, hear me out: that one Jaero breed animation with the fem farmer is definitely just Tamsy on a weeknight with reader
(or Enjin, actually, that works too)
I'm trying to cook some Tamsy birthday comic fanart but the pretty boy energy gets my shameful yumeship scenarios feral
You damn twink get out of my head
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FU!!✨🍰
It's my son's birthday today
I love my fanfics, selfinserts and ships like the next person, but let's be real for a second
Tamsy is definitely the canon non-romanceable option in this bullcrap
This @##€0& took my day off. Again.
magpie:LETMEATHIMLETMEATHIMLETMEATHIMLETME-
Delmon, poor saint who has to stop his colleague through sheer brutal force: They don't pay me enough
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Ok so, let's get things straight
-blaming black fans for Urana's twitter getting deleted is ABHORRENT. Y'all are not disproving the racist allegations and need to do better or get the hell out.
-on the other hand, blaming and attacking the author for the blackface casting and a budget cosplay fan video with the wrong message? Also definitely not ok. We already know that Urana was against the blackface usage AND DID NOT have a say in the casting.
Mind you, it doesn't mean you can't hold them accountable when they make mistakes or are outwardly racist because of course, she can learn from it.
Do I think she deleted her account only because of this? No. Fans were bugging the author from the beginning with ocs, ships and headcanons forcing the discourse on the actual author like she just had to listen.
Like, just going off about the author's gender because you like the idea and follow crumbs without confirmation from them? Not okay, people.
It was bound to happen and we all need to stop acting like being online means we can act like lunatics in general.
I am talking especially about minors, but trust me fellow adults I see you also jumping the gun for whatever. Stop this bullshit or trust me, soon we won't have a story to read or talk about.
Tl;dr we need to CHILL