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@jely-bely decided to combine these on one post
Based on that one Batman: Death in The Family (2020) ending
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@jely-bely decided to combine these on one post
Based on that one Batman: Death in The Family (2020) ending
I just thought it would be funny if Bruno mispronounced words all the time like Megamind because, you know, deprivation of human contact.
Also:
Mel-ON-choly
Yes, tell that alien overlord what's what! Although you should probably pay more attention on your company, who was that tall angelic being in Bright Moon?
Only Megamind fans will understand 👀
Hewe's my day so faw:
went to jaiw,
wost the giww of my dweams,
and got my butt kicked pwetty good.
Stiww, things couwd be a wot wowse.
Oh, that's wight...
I'm fawwing to my death.
Guess they can't.
How did it aww come to this?
Weww, my end stawts at the beginnying...
The vewy beginnying ^w^
Tony: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!
Loki: Even the most heartfelt idea can be corroded over time.
Tony: Justice is a non- corrosive metal.
Loki: But metals can be melted by the heat of re-vange.
Tony: It’s ‘revenge,’ and it’s best served cold!
Loki: But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!
Tony: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!
Loki: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Tony: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purposes!
Megamind {Sentence Starters}
“PRESENTATION!“
“Death ray readying!“
“He had you going, didn't he?“
“Uh, why isn't she screaming?“
“Justice is a non-corrosive metal!“
“Would it kill you to wash the bag?“
“Well... it mostly involves not dying!”
“So, that's it? You're just giving up?“
“That doesn't even make any sense!“
“Well, I don't need you to look after me!“
“Being bad is the one thing I'm good at!“
“Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?“
“My sole purpose in life is to look after you!“
“You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!“
“This is the real world, and you need to wake up!“
“We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I.”
“I can't see... it's cold and dark, and warm and light.”
“Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?“
“Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.”
“Sorry, sorry! He's just not used to positive feedback.“
“There had better be an amazing explanation for this!“
“But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!“
“You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there.”
“Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!“
“What are you... what are you saying? You don't need me?“
“You can scream all you wish! I'm afraid no one can hear you!”
“Predictable? PREDICTABLE? Oh, you call THIS predictable?“
“There's a benefit to losing: you get to learn from your mistakes.“
“I don't believe this! Do you really think I that would ever be with you?“
“Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you!“
“If I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!“
“You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the loser!“
“I am finally free to get in touch with my true power... weaving lyrical magic!“
“Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?“
“I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.“
“I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.”
“I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me!“
“I'm the bad guy! I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, and I don't get the girl!“
“Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.“
“Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good.“
“No matter how hard I tried, I was always the odd man out, the last one picked, the screw-up, the black sheep.”
