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I found JOY! Put down the hot drinks & Stop Scrolling because THIS is eye watering 😭 GOLD!!

Listen here or better yet click the link to give a LIKE 👍🏿 Oh & You're Welcome!! 😂😂😂

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Please Respect their privacy & don't ELEVATE her views.

As predicted, both Sparry & MEgain have been waiting for this opportunity to pick up where they left off in the Mockumentary. They BOTH love social media & Instagram. They BOTH want their lives and children's images accessible via social media.

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My running list of Questions for MeGain's so-called Friends:

Q-Who wears a wardrobe to match the pantry props in a rented kitchen?

Q-Who resembles Cardi B?

Q-After YEARS of reading "constructive criticism" about her ridiculous ree-coat-a on toast, who refused to learn how to use a knife?

Q-Who lied about her height?

Q-Who chose to wear this color green for in-law Christening photos?

Q-Who cooks like this?

Q-What are you doing Abigail?

Q-Why does your friend insist on posing like she's the star of a horror flick?

Q-What does this look say?

Q-Does it seem right that your friend was paid to merch the identities of her pets & children for megflix?

Q-Why does she stage other people's children to like her?

Q- Would you purchase a half baked doughnut?

Q-Would you purchase foccacia that looks like a brick instead of a sponge?

Q-Can you all see what we see->a copycat🧐

Q-Why is this photo considered a tribute to a pet when no one can even see his face?

Q-Also, why do you repeatedly allow your "friend" to wear unflattering dresses & shoes?

MM rarely had any comments on her Instagram and at that time her comments were always turned "on." She was also known to purchase followers.

Q-Jamie:

were you one of her few followers while she worked as a soap opera actress who was nearly married to a Chef named Cory?

did you even hear about her blog or Instagram when she was sleeping with Chef Cory?

Have you taken time to read the archived posts?

Are you aware that she was cheating on Chef Cory while stalking Sparry?

If you weren't "cheering" her on then, why now?

Eight (8) years have passed since viewers and producers rejected dozens of Meghan Markle's culinary screen tests.

Q-What culinary achievements occurred for the soap opera actress from 2014 to 2025 that would suddenly qualify her as TALENT for ANY culinary or celebrity related shows?

she traded in her romantic partnership with a trained Chef for an unemployable spare prince

she traded in her career as a D-list soap opera actress for seventy-two (72) "working" days in a family run enterprise

when it became too difficult, she quit the family enterprise, exactly five (5) years ago

So Jamie (and other so-called friends), please enlighten us on her five (5) years of culinary accomplishments that suddenly make her personality & talents endearing to those same producers & viewers who previously found her meh, blah &/or unlikeable?

did she secretly attend and graduate from a food science or culinary arts academic program?

did she live on a working farm?

did she secretly launch and run a culinary business?

did she secretly operate an ice cream truck?

Jamie, you were enlisted by NOprah to be her mentor, but you didn't do your homework. You are blithely unaware of who she was BEFORE the BRF, and you are certainly misguided and misinformed about those 72 days in the BRF.

All the magic of television cannot deliver her from a narcissistic personality disorder. You too will learn the hard way: "walk with the wise and grow wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm."

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Remember these newlywed theatre nerds: Jamie and Megan

Today their Christmas video popped up & it is delightful so I'm sharing it here along with two (2) of their theatrical videos. I hope Royal watchers will enjoy their Sandringham footage & commentary.

Trigger warning for the haters: you'll be disappointed to hear eye witness accounts of Wills & Kate out TOGETHER at their local pub prior to their travels as a couple for the annual Middleton Christmas vacation.

Check your heart: Marriage is hard enough without the evil machinations of wicked people. How black is the heart of one who wishes for the demise of this solid marriage.

Well done, Wills & Kate. Ignore the haters. Invest in seeking God, loving one another, loving your families & serving your country. We are with you! 💙

Spare the Musical: The Book of POOR Man

Harry & Meghan the Netflix Musical

Theatre Nerds at Sandringham with the Royals

Prince of Wales seen chatting to pub patrons in the ladies loo. 😳🤭

Royal Jewels:

Diana said she selected the massive blue sapphire and diamond engagement ring because it was the biggest ring on the tray. Based on photographs and film, Diana quickly discovered that the BIGGEST rock is also the most impractical.

My favorite gift from Wills to Kate is her (allegedly) "custom" silver-coloured stainless steel Cartier Ballon Bleu watch which pairs perfectly with Kate's sapphire and diamond engagement ring. Kate was known for grocery shopping in Angelsy wearing only her gold wedding band.

Now we see that Will's has upgraded his bride's finger candy to include a more practical yet beautiful, sapphire & diamond eternity band. Kate's watch perfectly complements William's omega seamaster watch which allegedly could have been a gift from his mother, Princess Dianna. As Catherine said: "[Wills] is a true romantic, there's a real romantic in there."💗

Thanks to @world-of-wales @ladydianaphotos @kingwilliamv @theroyalsandi and every BRF tumblr blog that catalogues these timeless images.

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"I am NOT jealous of Kate!" #copykate

Sure, Jan.

Middleton Family Hobby

Royal Tradition

"Queen Camilla is also a keen apiarist, and keeps bees at Raymill, her six-bedroom retreat in Lacock, Wiltshire, 17 miles from the King's Highgrove home. During a visit to Launceston, Cornwall, last summer Camilla met honey-producers selling jars in the town square, and told them she was a hands-on beekeeper and had only lost one colony during the previous winter. Honey produced by Camilla's bees is sold at Fortnum & Mason to raise funds for charity. This year's recipient is Nigeria's first sexual assault referral centre, which the Queen supports as patron.She is also president of Bees for Development, a charity training beekeepers and protecting bee habitats in more than 50 countries. Buckingham Palace is home to four beehives on an island in a lake in the garden, and are two hives in Clarence House's garden."

Princess Kate Joins a Long Royal Tradition By Showing Off Her Beekeeping Skills

King Charles and Queen Camilla also have their own beehives, but the strong connection between the royal family and the honey-producing inse

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Has anyone managed to figure out her bad mood board's fauxligraphy note/list? Is it groceries, menu planning or as ever, pretense?

Farm Fresh Eggs- where are those chickens?

Carrots 2 ways- sticks, coins, rolled, diced, skin on/off???

Sweet treats- 🤷‍♂️

I'm not the only person who feels confused. Anon: "A caligraphy shopping list for farm fresh eggs? I thought she had rescue chickens, but they probably flew the coop. Now only Meghan can afford eggs."

Meghannarciss1 elevated Meghan Markle's mood:

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A selfish post-megflop SEO Stunt: "We Show Up to Mess It Up"

TRAGEDY Vultures Tweddledee (wearing a diamond tennis bracelet) & Tweddledum at The Pasadena Convention Center with THREE (3) body guards for the photo opportunities. Perhaps Doria & Markus are looking after the invisibles & making good use of those 16 bathrooms!

Did they charter a private plane?

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King Charles & Son: Just Another Episode of the Harry & Meghan Soap Opera, 'Days of Their Lies'

"Harry has told his father he won't be giving any interviews about it and his team have been instructed not to brief journalists about what was said."

From Harry & Meghan's novel (Spare Wills page 4)

The Meghans immediately used Harry's request for a SECRET (Peace Making) MEETING as the frame their novel, Spare (Wills).

"...for months the Windsors had been at war..."

Wrong. Harry, you and your wife WANT a war so you spend obscene amounts of cash waging PR wars, not with "The Windsors," but with your only BROTHER William through daily press attacks on him, his wife Catherine (the sister you never had), and their three (3) children, your niece and nephews.

"this was a full-scale public rupture"

YOU knifed your own family with multiple lies while crying about FAKE racism on Noprah's American couch. So yes, YOU created that global rupture.

"...it threatened to become IRREPARABLE."

You wanted a public rupture, otherwise you wouldn't have followed up the Noprah lies with Netflix lies and a Spare(Wills) lies.

"So, though I'd flown home "specifically & solely" for Grandpa's Funeral..."

So then why are you writing about a so-called SECRET meeting on Frogmore grounds instead of honoring your gradfather's legacy?

"while there, I asked for this SECRET meeting with my older brother and my father"

Harry you wore a microphone and William is your ONLY brother (he was also a father & a mother to you)

"...to talk about the state of things..."

Harry, YOU are the state of things. You & your ILBW talk too much. You are the problem.

The Soundtracks to Harry & Meghan's Lies & Lives:

(You've Got) A BIG Mouth

A Big mouth, A Big Mouth

There's a rumor bein' spread about me and the crew About somethin' we did or supposed to do You might not have heard it or maybe you have But when I first heard it all I did was laugh

I used to get angry and all uptight But you could say what you want, just spell my name right 'Cause all I'm ever guilty of is rockin' the house But that's not what the rumor was all about

But if you're like Yvette tell all your friends And if you don't wait until you see me again This way I could hear it from the horses mouth And right then and there we could straighten it out

Because I don't get involved with he said, she said So take my advice and quit while you're ahead Because one day I might not laugh The day your mouth writes the check your behind can't cash

You got a big mouth, a big mouth You got a big mouth, a big mouth A big mouth People used to say that you had a big mouth And now I understand what they're talkin' about Because what we do is just between me and you Not somethin' that you run and tell your crew

But you had to tell Sharon and she told Carol Then the story rode on just like a wheel barrel Carol told Dee Dee and she told Pam And Pam was overheard talkin' to her man Pam was told Cookie what she thought she heard And somehow Eazy E had got the word He told somebody I knew from uptown And they called me up and put me down

Now the whole darn story's been changed around And that's the reason why I'm not with you now Because you never shoulda opened your mouth at all And I wouldn't have no reason to make this call You got a big mouth, a big mouth You got a big mouth, a big mouth A big mouth

Now you're the Don Dapper of the neighborhood And every time I see you you're up to no good You're just like a snake crawlin' on the ground Lookin' for some new dirt to spread around

Then you stick out your tongue and start spreadin' lies And now somebody else has been victimized You may stop for a while, then you're at it again And you always got to have the last word in

They call your mouth Almighty, tongue Everlastin' You ain't satisfied unless somethin's happenin' You don't have to be there no more than a minute But you always got to have your two cents in it

So to all you big mouths this jam's for you Some'in' else you could run and go tell your crew 'Cause we made to be big so we could rock the house But we also made it big enough to fit in your mouth

You got a big mouth, a big mouth You got a big mouth, a big mouth A big mouth You got a big mouth, a big mouth You got a big mouth, a big mouth A big mouth

Written by: Jalil Hutchins, Lawrence Smith Album: Greatest Hits Released: 1990

You Talk Too Much, You NEVER Shut Up

Lyrics You Talk Too Much, You Never Shut up!!!

You talk too much...You talk too much...You talk too much...You talk too much...

Hey! You over there, I know about your kind You're like the Independent Network News on Channel 9 Everywhere that you go, no matter where you at I said you talk about this, and you talk about that When the cat took your tongue, I say you took it right back Your mouth is so big, one bite would kill a Big Mac

You talk too much You never shut up I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up You talk about people, you don't even know And you talk about places, you NEVER go You talk about your girl, from head to toe I said your mouth's moving fast, and your brain's moving slow You talk too much You never shut up!! I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up

You're the instigator, the orator of the town You're the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown You talk when you're awake, I heard you talk when you sleep Has anyone ever told you, that talk is cheap You talk too much You never shut, up!! I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Talking is the one thing, that you can do best You told the cavity creeps, to watch out for Crest You never have the story, right and exact And then you always try to bore me, with your yakkity yak You talk too much And then you never shut up I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Everyday you are out fighting someone in the street And you're always fighting someone you know ya can't beat Then you wonder how, you got in this mess Just think of what you said, then take a guess You talk too much You never shut up! I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

You're always spreading rumors, whether bad or good You're the damn Walter Cronkite of the neighborhood The Barbara Walters, and the Howard Cosell You always come around, with a story to tell

You talk too much And then you never shut up I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Said it's everybody's business that you love to mind And talkin to you, is like dropping a dime Why don't you find a short pier, and take a long walk

You talk too much Then you never shut up! I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!! You talk too much You could be, out of breath You talk too much Man you naggin me to death

You talk too much Tired of hearing you speak You talk too much Eight days a week You talk too much Then you never shut up

I said you talk too much Why don't you ever SHUT UP!!! You talk too much Then you never shut up! I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Written by: Joseph Ward Simmons, Lawrence Smith, Russell W. Simmons, Darryl Matthews Mcdaniels, Jason William Mizell, Daniel Richard Hayden Album: King Of Rock Released: 1985