Conversations between bots in my ideal shattered glass au part 2
SoundWave: we kill them with kindness!
Ratchet:WRONG!EMPURATA ATTACK
Rodimus:you will not believe this!I overheard some of the decepticons saying that their dating autobots!do they really think we're that stpid to do such thing!
Optronix:uhhhh yeah what kinda decepticon would do that hahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Bumblebee:yeahhhhh that's sooooo crazyyyyyy hahaaaahhhh
Megatronus:Ah,I love my Cancelled wife
Optronix:*screaming in the background holding a cannon with everything on fire*
StarScream:......for primus sake please tell me that's not the "Cancelled Wife"
Optronix:hey bee do you know what sounds a hawk make since I want to imitate threatening animal sounds when we see the deceptic-
Optronix:uhm can you repeat yoursel-
Bee:HAWK TUAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅*American national anthem plays in the background*
WindBlade:I told you we shouldn't have introduced him to human culture
SideSwipe: alrightx2 I get it it's my fault
Airachnid:I have a suprise!
BreakDown:you finally released the hyenas in your side of the base?
Airachnid:I said suprise not miracle
KnockOut:when I first met you I thought you were annoying
KnockOut:still do just grew to love it
DreadWing:what's wrong with me?
ShockWave:do you want me to answer as a friend or therapist
ShockWave:kill yourself,best option
BlitzWing:just be yourself,say something nice!
ThunderCracker:did you kill them
Windblade:no why do you assume it's always me!
Bee: Optronix...... I'm in love with a Decepticon.....
Optronix:hi I'm in love with a Decepticon!I'm Optronix!
Op:*one hand on bee's shoulder* me too
Ratchet: I'm surrounded by fraggin idiots in love
StarScream:hey what if I brought you to meet my team!
Bee: your "team" as in my number 1 enemies,victims,the people on the losing side of the war,the cybertronions that i traumatised
StarScream:so that means no?
Megs:OH MY PRIMUS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
StarScream:it was SkyWarp
ThunderCracker:it was SkyWarp
StarScream:I miss the seekers
SoundWave:you can talk to me yknow?
StarScream:you don't get it there's stuff I can only talk about with them!
StarScream:the dorky things you do
Rumble:they don't make mechs like me anymore,I'm the last of my kind-