Maybelle

mostly just yapping bout fandoms,AU's and personal struggles

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Introduction!!!!🌀💥

Hallo :3 my name is Maybelle but everyone calls me May or Mayonnaise

•i go by She/it

•im the person behind the 🌀💥 & 🚧🥽 anons🤯🤯🤯🤯

•fandoms I'm in:Transformers(all of em),marvel,8:11,Evanglion,faith the unholy trinity,Scott pilgrim,avatar the last airbender(plus korra),Diary of a wimpy kid,dork diaries,ena joel g and dream bbq,sprunki, UltraKill,theres more but i forgot,Fnaf,studio investigrave

•im semi ok at drawing, especially transformers

•tumblr is my main

•im the creator of the Secretly Frenemies au,Ideal Tfp species swap au and ideal shattered glass au,epic the musical mortal and god swap au,Fnaf X doawk au

•i suck at writing

•im Abrosexual and Demisexual plus demigirl

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Bumblebee and Hound brought some native creatures to the ark, but they ran away once they saw Optimus Prime :(

(A little ‘what if’ on one of my other AUs where the Autobots can only communicate to humans with car noises, pretend the Decepticons just crashed on the moon and haven’t awoken)

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I used to know a girl who was the most stereotypical Scottish ever but was secretly British,She would dye her hair bright orange and curl her hair until it was fried and then put fake freckles everywhere on her body,she even had the accent and knew how to play bagpipes

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If a Cybertronian with a monochrome colour scheme is considered Scary because they look dead,and a Cybertronian with yellow optics is considered attractive because their rare

What the fuck was D-16 considered then???

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I like to view Primus as Morally Questionable yet somehow good and Unicron as Morally Grey,And completely unrelated but I like the running gag that everyone blames Gaster for forcing chara for forcing Kris to do snowgrave

"I can't believe UNICRON would force THE FALLEN to force MEGATRONUS to force MEGATRON to do that!'

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I like to HC Veronica as the tallest out of the heathers and J.D. as the shortest out of the guys so here are my heathers the musical height hcs

Veronica-5'7. Heather.C-5'3(5'6 with heels)

Heather.D-5'2. Heather.M-5'5. Martha-5'1

J.D.-5'10. Kurt-6'1. Ram-6'3.

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Wait cuz what about Simpatico x Madoka Magica

Homura - Perceptor. Madoka - Brainstorm

Sayaka - Nautica. Mami - Drift

Kyubey - Quintessa Kyoko - Velocity

Kyosuke - Skids. Hitomi - Nightbeat

Tatsuya - Idk yet

While I do think Homura's obsessiveness and time travelling would fit brainstorm more,Homura's personality fits Perceptor a lot

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someone has done this before i know it

[sgrimp]

nothing ever changes

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I'm bored so these are My Height hcs for Undertale characters

Kris:5'4. Noelle:5'9. Susie:6'0. Ralsei:5'2

Berdly:5'6. Asgore:6'8 Toriel:5'7. Asriel:6'2

Dess:5'11. Rouxls:5'10. Queen:6'3. King:6'10

Tenna:usually 20+ft. Spamton:4'0. Lancer:4'4

Elnina:4'9. Lanino:4'11. Carol:6'4. Rudy:6'3

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In a way I feel like Since Primus is the creator of all cybertronion life forms,He made his younger brother Unicron as well,Not In a DIY way but maybe Unicron had already existed but was a mere abstract concept,all Primus had to do was give his brother sentience and boom life wasn't so lonely anymore,Primus would create planets and if they got over populated his little brother would help exterminate them,The cycle went on Healthily for a while

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While There are fair canon Issues where transformers have cultures and beliefs,I think there is almost no concept of religion in cybertronion Generalisation,They know that their god exists and have living proof of Primus(Matrix,13 primes,etc),They can feel grateful for their god and Pray to their god but there are no Ceremonies or Rules in primus's names because Primus has told his creations that they don't need to do so much just so they know the existence of their creator

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Idk if this is a thing but my favourite type of relationship in media is where it's unexpected and completely random,how in the fuck did they meet? How? Why? When? Like Fym The gym trainer and Daycare Worker are dating the buildings they work at are in different states??? Fym the Drug dealer is engaged to the Astronaut??? Even more if it's a crosship

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A trope I really like but rarely see is Character A who is dating Character B as a distraction/rebound after Character A's Former lover died or they broke up on bad terms and Character B is oblivious to it and is just glad to be loved,bonus point if there's POV from character B

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While I do like the concept of Spark siblings and clones in the transformers fandom I think it would be funny if identical looking transformers were considered doppelgangers

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I'm sorry but I really like it when Cybertronians are depicted as non human looking,examples such as Transformers prime where they didn't have noses,transformers Animated where they came in all sorts of shapes,and Unfortunately... Bayverse despite the shitty writing The Character designs were partially alright and I liked how you couldn't make out their faces

Don't get me wrong,G1 and TfOne have a special place in my heart But Cybertronians looking inhuman Is such an interesting concept to me

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While i do love MTMTE and IDW comics I feel like the decepticons were given a second chance too early,Sure I like drifts characterization and His Moments with other crew members but People tend to forget that he's a former decepticon that has ruthlessly killed Others,I Like Megatron and he Is written as a very formal and professional Bot on the lost light but He Quite Literally started a War For 4 million years which resulted in many deaths and Soldiers with PTSD not to mention the torture camps

Now I'm gonna get jumped for this,While I do like the occasional "Good side bad Person" trope a.k.a. Evil autobot,I can understand their motives More than any other reformed Decepticon,Pharma was held hostage In a hospital in the middle of nowhere with 2 other people to socialise with,If he didn't give tarn those T-Cogs he would die and Tarn would have destroyed Delphi,What else could pharma do? Then there's Getaway,I do NOT Support his actions and his crimes and I am NOT justifying them but I can Understand (NOT SYMPATHISE) his motives better than the reformed cons,Born into a never ending War and all Of the sudden the Cruel Leader of the Merciless side Gets a second chance with a half assed apology and your expected to cooperate with him,I don't support any of the Morally Injustice autobots but their Motives feel Much more Logical than the reformed Decepticons

Despite how much I hate prowl,I can see where's he's coming from,and many others too,Cold construct and Fighting in a war for 4 million years but your leader Gives the enemy a second chance,as Prowl quoted "you gave Megatron more of a chance than you ever gave me"

The writers could give the decepticons as many redemption arcs as they could But Never a chance for The autobots who Fought for nothing