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blue jays losing for the second day in a row. the lesson here is to never love anything

#the witch’s curse has befallen me once again #mel.pdf

so i’m at a work conference at this four-star oceanside resort right. and after a full day of programming i meet some coworkers at the jacuzzi. we chill and end up talking to some older ladies who give us free fruit and chips. we rail against AI with one of them, who’s an english professor. one of my coworkers does a shot of tequila with the other one, a travel agent. we’re discussing dream travel destinations when the travel agent is trying to recall the name of a famous pilgrimage in spain, and i, with my special interest in medieval history, say “santiago de compostela?” and they all look at me agog and in awe of my knowledge. they ask how i know this. bashfully i respond “im kind of into medieval pilgrimages,” and everyone says how cool i am. incredible evening, 10/10

#mel.pdf #best conference everrrrrr idc about the programming at this point

if the dodgers win game 7/most of them will not see heaven

but if jays victory is nigh/into bliss my soul will fly

oh mad max we need you so/a perfect game i hope you’ll throw

neuter shohei and his ilk/let their efforts age like milk

for if the dodgers win today/on this earth i will not stay

#thanks for reading my world series couplets. go blue jays #mel.pdf

got my new gay jays shorts on. let’s fucking GO blue jays