today! now! today! right now!

she/her. bedeviled by the witch’s curse. lov & respect for trans women babey!

[1-800-kendall]

most misfortunes can be explained by the witch’s curse

[1-800-kendall]

yeah exactly

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[pettydemon]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[noelledeltarune]

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[zazacounty]

Visit Original Link

@myaestus beat me to the joke but I still want to upload mine

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[videogamesskies]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (DS) (2009)

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

[cutecipher]

when her military husband didn't make it

[cutecipher]

lets get the circulating for the fourth of garbage

[youtubebest]

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab