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got fucking nuclear @'d by this image on discord so im blasting all of you too now
okay fine yes, you can take the enemy mech pilot to the on-station bar for shoreleave-- no do not call it a 'date' and--
hey! *snaps fingers* look, she has to wear a tracking collar while you're gone and you need to warn her it'll shock her if she tries to run, okay?
what do you mean 'is there a manual for the shock function?'
brb installing heated pads into my robot body so my gf can fall asleep on me like a cat
robot gf and her ice slime gf that lives inside her symbiotically as her cooling system
@ all nobles. WIZARDS. CAn. TELEPORT. no. we don't end up in SPACE. no. we are not all just 'using reynard's magic door andd a smoke bomb'. alvarus the succulent (respnd to my duel request) might but i am a REAL wizard. i did not spend 6 YEarS at the imperial cloister and 632 gold pieces per semester to not learn that MAGIC IS AFFECTED BY GRAVITY.
your bitch dropout court wizard throws a fireballl? IT ARCS you truffle-munching parasite. yknow cuz gravity!?? SAME. PRINCiPLE. codified into standardized spell addons by Arch-Lich Ferffiester.
who gives a f*ck he's cancelled for inventng necromancy 2000 years ago. last time i used a 'modern' & 'nOn-PrObLeMaTiC' gravitational accountment i BROKE my ankle (FUCK YOU ALVARUS U HACK).
now get off Wizlr go back to carrier pigeons. i don't care the dark lord took over the holy dovecote and calls it Xcote STOP BUYING ALL THE NEW MAGIC ORBS mine is cracked and leaks mana PLS HELP.
yours superiorly, drepsie the multi-intelligented
P.s report me and i TELEPORT MY TOWER ON TOP OF YOUR LAWN
trying my new 4-inch platform boots on and i think the only thing i own that's hotter is my butch
really really sorry guys but afraid i can make it to session today. yeahhh, will be there and roleplaying my character, taking part in combat, and having fun with my friends. just like so sorry guys. i had something come up in my calendar and it was this. sorry.
gus fring going "a dog who bites every owner [she's] had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. or, put down." in better call saul and all i can think about is the freaky little trans-mech-puppygirls on here who'd get wet if a gruff lesbian told them that.