#mellarkloves

[marycontrary82]

Helpful!

I try!

[marycontrary82]

bohemianrider replied to your photo: You evil bitch.

Well there goes the PRIVATE reply. Dammit, you blew my cover.

Hey, don't bring President Snow porn to the table unless you're prepared to face the consequences.

mellarkloaves replied to your photo: You evil bitch.

Nasty

Yep, President Snow porn. Just, no.

[falafelwaffel]

In which I respond to 'constructional criticism' as one would expect of me.

Please forgive me, it took me about ten minutes to translate your message then stop my laughing at the audacity of your message and your sense of entitlement. Let's break this down piece by piece.  First and foremost, this is not constructive criticism, this is you critiquing how I live my life. Now, if you were to give me constructive criticism it would be how I structure my writing, how I have characters interacting, how fast in the plot I move the story (not real world time, how many chapters or parts of a chapter it takes to get from point a to point b). I appreciate constructive criticism because it makes me a better writer. The message that you sent me, makes me not want to write. Like I said before this was you critiquing how I live my life and how my team's losing streak has directly effected my willingness to write. Ok, so I jumped ahead a little because I had to correct your definition of constructive criticism (Or constructional as you like to call it). Now secondly, I'm sorry if I don't have two hours of my day to donate to fanfiction. I'm sorry if people like you think that's what I signed up for when I created this account. It's not my job to entertain you. No, I'm not getting paid to write fanfiction. If anything I'm forking out money to write between 'research' and the alcohol it takes do motivate myself sometimes. I do this in my free time for MY enjoyment and I happen to share it with people. It is not my duty, my responsibility, or my job to write fanficiton. This is a hobby.  There are no guidelines that say I have to donate an 'hour or two out of my day' to write a chapter, you know why? Because I don't have to. If you would like me to spend this much time on fanfiction please, help yourself to my college work. I could really use help on a literature review on student autonomy and teaching methods because I don't have time to write it on top of my full time job and trying to sleep for more than 2 hours a night. It's 20 pages, get cracking. Also, I didn't 'blow up on you' trust me. If that's your idea of 'blowing up' I commend you for not ** someone off especially if you go around reviewing like this, or pming people like this. I can assure you that if you continue making demands like this and people will blow up on you. This is me civilly telling you why your messages is inappropriate and for what ever reason (Even though I do not need to) justifying my absence from fanfiction.  I don't think I need to write a conclusion to my message, but do ask that you refrain from making demands of me and my fellow authors. We all have lives, fanfiction is an afterthought to the afterthoughts.  Also, if I want to update once every three months I'll do it, you should ask the readers of my fanfiction Semper Fidelis just how long the update drought can be.

Thank you everyone for backing me up on how fuck-nuggets that PM was. I can't even. 

Gurl, if someone expects me to spend two hours of every god damn day on fanfiction where the fuck are my paychecks. 

Also that would still take like 7-9 days per chapter before it even gets to Chelzie because fuck, some of my fanfiction documents have 25+ hours of editing time. 

[marycontrary82]

Dance party, second edition

I definitely think we could all use a bit more fun, so if you're still awake, let's dance, baby! 

  supersudz replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

Lol, I can't help the mental image of you doing this. (Just for me) *winks*

      mellarkloves replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

Hell yeah!

  alonglineofbread replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

NOT ON REX MANNING DAY

Never on Rex Manning day. Rex Manning day is sacred.

    swishywillow replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

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londonrainings replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

I heart that gif aswell.

That's because the GIF is awesome and we are awesome, so naturally.

  salanderjade replied to your post: So I come back from the parades...

Aaah! Daryl. I would so hit that.

[supersudzissecretlyamellark]

mellarkloves replied to your audio post: Found some CD’s I used to listen to. This was one...

Yessss!!! Had this burned on a CD and forgot, put it on in the car while driving somewhere with my dad and the song came on and it was the most uncomfortable moment of my life, I think.

Ahahahahaha!!!! Awkward!! I'm lucky. My dad doesn't speak English so he wouldn't understand it. 

[marycontrary82]

Here it is, Mellarkloves! Enjoy! It's like, "Wait, this is a cat food commercial?" 

We eventually figured out that it was apparently a 'sequel' to this commercial which also has plenty of WTF moments, because, though at least there's cat food in it, it only happens until the last 10 seconds.

[pirateherokillian]

mellarkloves replied to your post: mellarkloves replied to your post: mellarkloves...

Maybe they’re just really, really high.

I wouldn't put it past them...