#mello shit posts

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I'm back with a shit-post.

Credits to @womanofwords for the name and giving me inspiration to make this edit.

Everyone, meet Dhar Dhar Binks™️

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TWO posts shitting on Dhar Mann this month? WOW!

Anyways, here's another video he made dedicated to "tHe HaTeRz"! BLEH! And I'm gonna make fun of it! (Please don't take any of the jabs here seriously. They're jokes.)

BUT Y'ALL, IT'S TRASH AND IT'S HILARIOUS. It's got a little bit of everything terrible! Like this lottery ticket and check that obviously look super fake!

OH, WHAT A SICK BURN! /s THAT WILL SHOW YOUR HUSBAND FOR SURE. /s

WOW. A same-sex couple WITH WOMEN? A Sapphic couple? A WLW COUPLE? TWO MOMS? FINALLY. /s

You still don't know how to write women, Dhar Mann! You misogynistic piece of shit!

HOW COULD YOU WRITE A WOMAN WHO ISN'T STRAIGHT? *gasp* OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, WOMEN WHO AREN'T STRAIGHT DON'T EXIST IN THE DHAR MANN LORE! I FORGOT! /s THEY HAVE TO BE DEPENDENT ON MEN, RIGHT? Get the fuck out.

GUESS I'M A MAJESTIC UNICORN WHO DANCES ON RAINBOWS BECAUSE ✨I DON'T EXIST NOW✨, APPARENTLY! LOOK AT MEEEE, MY SNOT IS MADE WITH EDIBLE GLITTER PASTE AND PIXIE STIX POWDER! MY PISS IS LIQUID HOLOGRAPHIC GLITTER! It's even safe to drink! I'M FULL OF COTTON CANDY! WHEEEEEE! /j

I'M SAM'S DAD NOW!™️

These "haters" are my heroes. I'm dying on this hill.

OOOHHHH, SICK BURN, MAIR MACARONI! WAY TO GO FOR THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE! WOOOOOWWWW! SO EPIC! /s

PEETA, DON'T TURN ME INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES!

PEETAAAAA!

THIS depiction of Bromantic Activities will DEFINITELY bring the LGBT youth™️ in! That'll work out! /s

THE DANCE/RAP/DISS BATTLE OF THE CENTURY™️

Psst! Hey, Dhar Mann? Do you even proofread your scripts? Just wondering. Because who else would write some bullshit like this?

"I'm a Mythical Man-Child"™️

Mair Macaroni was arrested for being Super Cringe™️. /j

(I know her last name isn't Macaroni. I'm just being funny because her last name kind of sounds like Macaroni.)

WHOA! This was a dumpster fire full of cringe! Making me lose more and more hope for humanity! 0/10

Hope you had fun!

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@rnegitsune inspired me to make this! (In the good way, of course.)

Enjoy this edit I made in like five minutes.

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Hello, Babymetal fandom. I come to you with another shit post that I made in like two minutes.

I had to search for pictures of this crusty, dusty man for this. Enjoy.

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I love Chrish so much! He's a man us WLW can trust. He's a gay who's vibing and living his best life. (For anyone who doesn't know who he is, YOU'RE MISSING OUT. If you were on Vine back when it was a thing, that's where he came from. CHECK HIM OUT, PLEASE. He's genuinely funny. His @ on IG is mistachrish.)

That video is so funny to me. I don't know WHY it's so funny, but every time I watch it, I just bust up laughing. I think it's a combination of how he's standing and the fact he's singing the alphabet all extra LIKE THAT.

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GOOD MORNING! 🥰

I need to share this real quick because brain rot machine go brrrrr. The best way I can describe it is the equivalent of eating Pop Rocks or any sour candy and drinking something super fruity! Like Faygo, Sunkist, Crush...that kind of thing! (That's the best way I can describe how I'm feeling at the moment.)

I WATCHED THIS SCENE BEFORE WATCHING THE MOVIE WITHOUT CONTEXT WHATSOEVER. I didn't know what the hell was going on. This fucking line made me choke on my drink because it caught me off-guard and made me laugh.

Enjoy. (This is from the dubbed version of the movie. Yeeeaaahhh, that's how I found out how this funky little dude sounded in the dub.)

I'm actually going to make edits of Enmu because he's a big comfort character and I care him. /p (Prepare for a spam. Yes, I can do other characters! Let me know which ones you'd like and I'll hook you up.)

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If you want to know where "Me hoy minoy" comes from, here you go. This quote is what I tag my shit posting with and whatever ridiculous edits I make.

If you know, YOU KNOW.