#mellowmas

[shoesandsocks]

In any case, so she’s up there “singing” this song, and I swear to you, Jeff, she was looking straight at me the whole goddamn song. And I’m like ten years old and thinking HOLY SHIT, JANE WIEDLIN IS INTO ME.

Mellowmas is off to an amazing start this year.

[sukkitmike]

You, or maybe even someone you know, might be thinking about having sex with Santa this holiday season. Just say no to grinding on Santa’s lap.

Jason Hare - Mellowmas

[innerferriswheel]

Jeff Giles & Jason Hare on Popdose

Jeff and Jason have been spending every day of the last 6 Decembers deconstructing and hilariously liveblogging lousy Christmas music. Here's a sample of today's review:

Jason: Oh look, another package on my doorstep!

Jeff: Oooh! Who’s it addressed to?

Jason: YOU KNOW WHO IT’S ADDRESSED TO YOU ASSHOLE

Jeff: leprechaun dance

Jason: “Jason Bieber Hare.” The only thing that makes me happy is knowing that every time you use it, your kids have less money for college.

Jeff: Shit, by the time my kids are old enough for college, America won’t even have roads. I’m spending it all now.

Jason: I need to call Amazon and have them suspend your “one-click” settings. It always leads to heartache.

Bones, this is why I told you they remind me of us. {Voodoo} We should have a saying for things like this. "So VoBo" or something like that. {Bones}