Inner Ferris Wheels

This blog is where we find fresh dancing monkeys and showgirls for our inner ferris wheels. We're basically just here to make ourselves laugh.

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[10knotes]

Sad Cat attempts comedy.

[disney-ohanameansfamily]

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Best. Line.

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I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

[uscongress]

im about to get so tan you guys 

[adambloghart]

- Icarus’s last words 

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[cricketcat9]

I don’t know about “will kill you”, but it will spit on you. 

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[depsidase]

[mudwerks]

so don’t ask me again

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[murderinos]

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[beatnikdaddio]

wrong again.

[iraffiruse]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

this is the only reason we carry so many

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