“pining and open endings are the best because i lose interest the moment they get together” “slow burn is boring and a waste of everyone’s time” joke’s on all of you. i want both the anguish of a ten-season perma-edging session and endless canon romantic content. i am greed incarnate and the first iteration of the sin. i do not simply bite the hand that feeds me. i seek more Limbs to Devour in my path. i will take everything i can get and beg on my knees for more Even if it Kills me and Follows me to my grave. Now Get Embarrassed Over Imagining Marrying That Boy And Ruminate On Those Feelings For Nine Episodes Straight

















