#melodyjohn

[melodyjohnarchive]

Visit Original Link

if you were gay - originally from avenue q

download from tindeck

AH, AN AFTERNOON ALONE WITH MY FAVORITE HUMAN ROMCOM – “SERENDIPITY”. NO ASSHOLE TO PESTER ME. HOW COULD MY DAY GET ANY BETTER?

oh, hi karkat!

HI, JOHN.

oh my god karkat, you will never guess what happened to me on pesterchum this morning. dave was talking to me. completely unironically!

THAT IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING.

...mmmhmm, he was being unusually friendly. do you think he was coming on to me? do you think he thinks i’m… gay?

UH, OK. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? DO I CARE? OH RIGHT, I DON’T. HOW IS YOUR HUMAN ECTO-SISTER?

jeez karkat, you do not have to get so defensive.

I’M NOT GETTING FUCKING DEFENSIVE! WHY WOULD I GIVE A SHIT WHAT STRIDER SAID TO YOU? I’M TRYING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE.

well, i did not mean anything by it, karkat. i just think it is something we can talk about, being friends and all.

I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT, JOHN. WE ARE DONE HERE.

yeah ok, but karkat--

DONE!

ok, fine. but just so you know

  if you were gay

that'd be okay

i mean 'cause hey

i'd like you anyway

BLUH.

because you see

if it were me

i would feel free to say

that I was gay

...but I'm not gay.

  JOHN. I’M TRYING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. … JEGUS FUCK, EGBERT!

  if you were queer

REALLY, JOHN?

i'd still be here

JOHN, ALLOW ME TO ENJOY MY ROMCOM.

year after year

JOHN!

because you're dear to me

FUCK!

and i know that you

WHAT?

would accept me, too

UH, I--

if i told you today,

"hey, karkat, i'm gay".

...but i'm not gay.

  i'm happy just talking to you

“MAYBE THE ABSENCE OF SIGNS IS A SIGN.”

so what should it matter to me

what pails you fill with troll guys?

JOHN, THIS IS GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE.

  no, it is not.

if you were gay

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

i'd shout hooray!

I’M NOT FUCKING LISTENING.

and here i'd stay

LA LA LA LA LA!

but i’d stay out of your way

FUUUCK!!!

you can count on me

to always be

beside you everyday

to tell you it's okay

you were just born that way

and as they say,

it's in your dna

you're gay!

  I AM NOT GAY!!!

if you were gay.

FUCK!

[melodyjohnarchive]

Visit Original Link

happy thanksgiving everybody! (:

download here i guess if you really want to??

[melodyjohnarchive]

i feel obligated to cover ghostbusters by the end of the day y/y?

[melodyjohnarchive]

Visit Original Link

let's kill jack noir - originally by panic! at the disco

If we retreat

Fresh heir and girl who sees Jack, we are taking over here He’s an evil soul Cold and alone, it suits him well Won't find us standing on our own Does god tier serve me well? For in their own blood they dwell Where they never have belonged Somehow we’ll carry on He will draw us out With a song of pure revenge Zillyhoo is in my hands Let's kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir Though I find your grimdark aura quite bizarre Let's kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir Taking vengeance as we’re shouting “au revoir” Let's kill Jack Noir Does grimdark serve you well? Powers taken straight from Hell Where he always has belonged This strife, we can’t abscond You see me falling down And your heart longs for revenge Thorns of Oglogoth in your hands Let's kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir Though I found your grimdark aura quite bizarre Let's kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir Taking vengeance as you’re shouting “au revoir”

We’ll kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir I’ll revive you with a kiss, my seer, my star We’ll kill Jack Noir Kill Jack Noir Taking vengeance as I’m shouting “au revoir”

We’ll kill Jack Noir

[[download from tindeck]]

let me just take a moment to explain that i have been playing guitar for about a month and then i recorded this because there are no karaoke tracks like omg seriously

but yeah here have a thing yay

[melodyjohnarchive]

if you're at new york comic con tomorrow, come to booth #1002 and ask to speak to tori (dat's me!) and i'll give you a preview of the new song i'm working on! :D

[datserket]

Somewhere Out There Feat. MelJohn

Just reposting to get some more listeners guys tell us how we did!

[melodyjohnarchive]

Visit Original Link

collab with melodystuckvriska! we did good, serks. :D

Somewhere Out There

Original: Somewhere Out There - Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram (from An American Tail)

&&[download from tindeck];;

Somewhere out there 8eneath the chained moon’s light

Someone's thinking of me and flushed for me tonight

somewhere out there someone's watching con air

but we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

  and even though i know how far apart our sessions are

it helps to think we might be wishing on the same green star

  And when his night wind starts to sing a lonesome lulla8y

It helps to think one day we’ll play 8eneath the same 8ig sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through [[if red feelings show through]]

Then we'll be together in a session

Where our dreams come true

and even though i know how far apart our sessions are

it helps to think we might be wishing on the same green star

And when his night wind starts to sing a lonesome lulla8y

It helps to think one day we’ll play 8eneath the same 8ig sky

Somewhere out there if red feelings how through [[if love can see us through]]

Then we'll be together in a session

Where our dreams come true

[fyperia]

bring me john lyrics, and i will be yours forever.