#melon men

[remembermedew]

Tell no one

I'm sharing the WIP because I like how its turning out so far

Also, I TRIED putting his eyes closer together to make it accurate to his character design, but it didn't look too good :/

[remembermedew]

Reminder that you're dealing with a professional confectioner of dumb nonsense right here

But I leik it... It makes me heppy... That's why I do it

HE HAS NECOARC'S EYES, I DIDN'T MEAN TO !!

Any resemblance with the sharp teeth emoji is purely coincidental

I did indeed color it, but the current technique looks stupid and I'm going to change my rendering approach

[remembermedew]

Rancid post. Delete the account.

I thought this joke would land better as a Twitter screenshot

[remembermedew]

I just updated my Twitter profile picture

I'm a comedic genius, I know. He's less crunchy now ( ´ ω `)

[remembermedew]

There's so much Ripley Van Posting in the Mel0nMen lineup that I'm so, so sorry for Mr. Greenrind fans... TBF, y'all have had YEARS to do Mr. GreenPosting before me and you've done a good job so far 👍/cope

[remembermedew]

I'm craving watermelon right now...

The IRL kind

[remembermedew]

Imagine your fandom having fics.

[remembermedew]

I am doing a thing and I am doing it the stupid, manual, hard way.

I will not be taking questions.

Specifically those along the lines of: "why?"