#melrouban

[window-weather]

Ban, texting Meliodas : Meliodas ! Help I’m being kidnapped

Meliodas : Where are you?

Ban: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Meliodas : I’ll call Rou.

Rou, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Meliodas : Where’s Ban? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Rou: Ban? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to m-

Rou:

Rou: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Rou: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Ban: WHO ARE YOU?!

[valewright42]

MelRouBan Hug!

My friend and I were talking about and when I said "Two Hunks and Their Twink: Don't be fulled, tiny is in charge, and he'll kick both their asses." His immediate response was "Twink with scary dog privileges" and I love him for that.

I gave them all tank tops because clothes are hard, and harder when you have to do angles. BUT they've all had tank tops as their outfits at some point, SO IT STILL WORKS!

@demonprincezeldris @soniclozdplove @ounknowingo and anyone else who thinks this ship is cute!

[demonprincezeldris]

Rou: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Ban: Bet you I can! Meliodas: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

[ounknowingo]

Meliodas: Rou, can I talk to you for a second?

Rou: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess, you and Ban are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Meliodas: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. We've literally kissed before, and so have I and Ban

Meliodas: You do know that we're all dating?

Rou:

Rou: we aren't just friends with benefits..?

[window-weather]

Ban, trying to ask Meliodas out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Rou, butting in: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[window-weather]

They’ve got the scary dog privileges

[demonprincezeldris]

*Ban teaching Rou to drive and taking Meliodas along for the ride* Ban: That's a pothole. To the left! Rou: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Meliodas, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Rou: I don't think that's how the song goes. Ban, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Rou: Country Roads. Meliodas: To the place. Rou and Meliodas in unison: I Belong! Ban, crying harder: What the fuck?

[demonprincezeldris]

Ban, smugly, after security arrives to escort Rou and Meliodas out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Rou, in defeat: Let’s go. Meliodas: Wait. Rou: What? Meliodas: I’d kinda like to be carried out...