#melryn anthul

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You may also look (disrespectfully) at Melryn

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"Oh so y'all like that look? I reckon y'all should get a load a' this then."

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Melryn sits on the roof in a camouflage hideout, holding a rocket launcher.

"C'mon ya fat fuck... Fly over 'ere with yer magic pets..."

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Fun fact!

If you think you fight dirty, you've never seen Melryn. You think pocket sand is bad? She'll throw very gritty, very spicy chili powder instead. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The very, very painful iceberg.

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I don't know why, but I feel like if Melanc and Melryn were in an anime geared toward younger audiences, Melanc would be the one that the party simp defaults to simping on, and Melryn would be the one who hits said party simp with a giant mallet every time the simp decides to start simping again.

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Melanc: You Melryn: You Melanc: All Melryn: All Melanc: Would Melryn: Would Melanc: Nottt Melryn: Not Melanc: Have Melryn: Have Melanc: You all would nottt have Melryn: Y'all'dn't've

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Fun fact!

Melryn is the only one of my characters who can crush a bowling ball between her thighs without assistance, mechanical or otherwise.

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Teagan runs past one of your trolls and smacked one of their horns with a slap bracelet before running off. Who got snap braceletted, and what is their response?

"What in tarnation?!"

Melryn reaches up to remove the slap bracelet and lets out a slight laugh.

"Ain't seen one a' these in a LONG time."