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I swear, Peregrine Took is supernaturally prone to trouble.
If he and the Arkenstone end up in the same room, fate will conspire that he somehow accidentally swallows it within the hour.
To the post below this one...
ROAD ROLLER DA!
Why use normal threats when you can use these?
"I will turn you into a labubu and then shave you." "I will put you into the taffy puller like Mike TV." "I will think such heinous thoughts about you that you will suffer psychic damage." "I will burn your cereal." "I will reach down your throat and pull you inside out like a meat sock. Your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like pez." "I will make all of your pictures slightly crooked." "I will hide a lifesize cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito somewhere in your house. It will quite literally scare the shit out of you."
Still absolutelly appalled that there wasn't a single instance of the term "motherfucker" in the prequels despite Samuel L Jackson being in all three movies.
"I asked chatgpt--"
And I spent like two minutes extra finding the actual info using wikipedia and boy howdy is it different from that slop.