#meme on

[gosellallmydonuts]

When you're trying to appreciate your bae's sweetness but the memory of high school philosophy classes ruins it for you...

[vulpixelates]

I give up on trying to understand the memes from this month

[timidaria]

@ghoststrawberries don’t worry I got u

[takealltheskyinme]

48, 91

48- Do you sing in the shower? You bet your ass I do. The acoustics in my bathroom are flattering as hell.

91- Best room for a fireplace?Oh man. Defs, like, a sitting room. Not the main living room. Wood-paneled, ideally. Thick curtains to draw against he cold. A rack of good liquor in the corner and a few bookshelves. Ambience, motherfucker.

[ronkeyblue]

[takealltheskyinme]

4, 11, 25

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Three words, my guy, Stop Sign Battleaxe. Damn fine band name, by the by. I think I also once helped a friend jack a 420 mile marker on a whim.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Only if it’s somewhere I think I’ll have to navigate in the dark. Or staircases. I’ve eaten it on one too many dark staircases to not pay attention to these things.

25: What is your favorite food?Fuck, man. I guess it depends on the mood, really. Sometimes I just need a giant, juicy burger. Sometimes I need potato-leek soup. Sometimes I need a heckin’ big caesar salad. Sometimes I need blood. I ain’t too picky.

[timidaria]

You don't need to worry about getting a job if you're clapping some alien cheeks.