The light and the half light

Welcome! I'm Zak. Old as balls. He/they. Content intermittently NSFW, but tagged as such. Feel free to message me about tagging content!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[autisticlittleguy]

The warframe subreddit is such a wonderful place

[yuriartillery]

Tenno.

My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier.

I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow

[dumblr]

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2025. But in case someone needs to hear this... it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.

[jewelliffer]

[salios]

Not dead yet

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Source: Dorothy Parker FB

[newyorkthegoldenage]

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[beefytusks]

Its December. Now you HAVE TO be jolly

[depsidase]

[rockabillywife]

You can say you don’t like when dogs jump on you in public and there will be dog owners out there who want you to die

[cb-writes-stuff]

Your [tumblr] Wrapped

You made poasts. yuo freak

[takealltheskyinme]

Asserting my dominance at the LGS by walking in with visible hickeys.

[enki2]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[the-macintosh-system]

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

[a-sentient-cup]

[ren-acoelomate]

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

[readerofallsins]

@worldheritagepostorganization @hellsite-hall-of-fame