#meme summary

[flappermoon]

Okay, but I can totally see Mr. Hickey purposely wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion just to summon Tuunbaq.

[sweetcatmintea]

Mini campaign shenanigans

Jay and Raahter have a gunk droid named Alexis. Jay modded her to play music and have a spinning knife propeller, dubbed the party fan, for self defense. She's also got an unstable energy source so if she gets shot, she'll explode. The pair plan to add rave lights, improve her mobility, and electrify the party fan so Alexis can be the unstoppable party bot we all know she can be

[doodlett]

[sweetcatmintea]

Session 1 - Meme Summary

The party died, spoke to (was spoken at by) their gods, woke up butt naked in the woods. Ashe decided the best course of action was to puss in boots the situation to the nearby towns people. They managed to get some (essentially potato sack) clothes but were also low key run out of town. 

It is very cold in the new world for our poor Aussie birb

Everyone loves Oakley the elf druid, a fact that has not yet changed 

Sometimes, you need to lie face down and process things

[sweetcatmintea]

Session 2 - Meme Summary 

The party found a new town and a new member. Ashe was no longer the shortest, much to their delight. Oakley was excited to see the townies setting up a pyre, expecting a burning man experience. They weren’t wrong per se, but it was less music and more Salem. The party decided to try to save the ‘witch’ through the collection of evidence and very believable (nat 20, guided, and inspired) series of lies. They were clearly a party of supernatural investigators, here to save an innocent woman. The potato sacks are a uniform, for sure. 

During the investigation, Ashe couldn’t help but notice the new guy had one foot in the grave already. Maybe he just needs a little push to finish the job. They’re joking, of course. Probably. 

DM let Ashe have four patrons which will be interesting once they realise they’re a cleric 

[sweetcatmintea]

Session recap meme style

[Image description: two edited images, the first is the cover of 'weekend at Bernie's' edited so the men are now bald, and have a short brown hairstyle respectively, and are holding up a bird person. The second is a screenshot from the Simpsons movie where Bart claims it is the worst day of his life only to be corrected by Homer 'so far'. Bart has 'Suvrest Family' written over his face. Homer has his face replaced with a messy bird face. Two more characters are added into the background, one spit taking, the other smiling. Description end]

So I had to duck out of the session temporarily. DM resolved this by having Ashe space out and be dragged around by Kai and Aspen for a while. They very helpfully filled Ashe's bag with grass. Thanks team.

When I was able to return, Ashe gave a very nice and uplifting pep talk to the Suvrest family. It may or may not have involved the notion a snake could kill them all whenever.

[memecompilation-blog]

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet

This meme references a video clip from a 1939 animated cartoon called The Three Bears where Papa Bear yells “Somebody touched my Spaghetti!” after Goldilocks ate it

Due to his Italian accent, it sounds more like “Somebody toucha my spaghet!”

According to Know Your Meme, it originated from Twitter late December 2017, then Spread to Youtube and is now trickling into Tumblr early January 2018

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[sixofsorrows]

CoLS Meme Summary

Sebastian: Let's take over the world

Jace[under Sebastian's control]:sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Sebastian: Let's take over the world

Jace[once Clary cuts the Rune]: Get me the fuck out 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bullshit BULL sHit👎 thats ✔ some BULL👎👎shit right👎👎th 👎 ere 👎👎👎right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im saying right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👎 👎 👎 NNNNO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👎 👎👎 👎 💯 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎 👎bull shit