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[romanticdolce]

Whinny

[maniofrp]

Lacey & Maia - [MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand. - [MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know. - [MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.” - [MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

lacey → maia: yahtzee. yahtzee?

lacey → maia: who the fuck yells yahtzee during sex

lacey → maia: how do you end up with the weirdest sex stories all of the time

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

lacey → maia: you should've just said "which one?"

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

lacey → maia: hellooooo learn french

lacey → maia: oui oui dick

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

lacey → maia: to be honest i'm not even surprised by these things anymore

lacey → maia: you could say that he was wearing a bunny costume and i'd be like that's great, honey, i'm happy you got to experience that i'm so proud

[maniofrp]

[MSG: ] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest., [MSG: ] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same., [MSG: ] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks. // willsquared

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

willow → will: are you expecting me to offer my services, william?

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

willow → will: i'm officially deleting ur number

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

willow → will: it's not MY fault that you MAULED me before i'm supposed to go home and visit family

willow → will: ugh

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[MSG: ] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know., [MSG: ] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER., [MSG: ] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.” // hartrose

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

willow → grace: OH MY GOD

willow → grace: GRACE U CANT JUST SAY "I DON'T KNOW"

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

willow → grace: i honestly can't remember how many people i made out with last night

willow → grace: but i DO remember someone yelling about tacos while we were

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

willow → grace: please tell me

willow → grace: that you did not say baguette while having sex

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[MSG: ] So it turns out he’s not into bondage., [MSG: ] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore. // jasivia

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.

jasmine → olivia: okay......work

jasmine → olivia: do i even WANT to know what kind of mishap even occured for u to be texting me this

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

jasmine → olivia: sober sex is great when you're with the right person

jasmine → olivia: maybe you just don't have the right person ;)

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I CAN'T C+P RIGHT NOW BUT DO A FEW SYMBOLS FOR FAWKINSON BECAUSE IM IN THE MOOD FOR PAIN LIKE USUAL.

✌: our muses' wedding day

Pansy had to make her way through about a hundred fussy people, all trying to keep her from seeing her fiance, which. Okay. First of all, fuck that. Second of all, fuck them. She was going to get to her fiance whether they liked it or not, because she was crawling out of her skin on what was the beginning of the rest of their lives and she wanted to see Savannah. It was a ridiculous process, really, trying to find where Sav even was, but she was right on her merry way once she found someone to frighten into telling her where the other girl was.

It was.. a feeling so strong that love seemed to be such a watered down word for it, that took over her whenever she spotted Savannah in her wedding dress, that had her chest feeling tight and her throat closing up as she closed the door behind her. Not that she had any doubts before, but even the whisper of one would have been entirely eradicated upon the sight of her fiance getting ready for their wedding. To think that her younger self back at Hogwarts had pushed Savannah away because of what she thought would be a doomed fate for the both of them couldn’t ever see herself getting married, yet… there they were. On their wedding day, with their daughter, all of their friends that had survived the war, and their love for one another.

"Don’t you dare start going on about muggle superstitions about not seeing each other before the wedding, ‘cause I’ve had to hear that ten times and I’m not about to hear it from you," Pansy teased with a finger pointed in her direction as she made her way closer, not giving one damn about makeup when she took her fiance’s face into her hands and kissed her with all she had, only pulling back once she absolutely had to. "Merlin, I can’t believe this is happening. I almost don’t wanna leave this room because I want to get this dress off of you, but I’d rather actually have a ring on your finger before I do that."

✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa

As soon as Pansy received the owl from her father informing her that it was time, she didn’t even think twice before heading to the Ravenclaw tower. She had to be gone soon, but that didn’t mean that she couldn’t say goodbye to the only person she cared for that she wouldn’t already be seeing upon arriving at Malfoy Manor later that night. It wasn’t her fault that the only people that she’d grown up spending time with were children of those in her father’s Death Eater circle, but Savannah.. Savannah was her saving grace, not that she could be saved in the first place. Her peace. Her first love, and what she assumed would be her last because of her presumed outcome of the war.

Savannah was the only person she cared to say goodbye to in that godforsaken school, until she came back under certain circumstances and had to say her goodbyes from the end of her wand. Most students were afraid of her, so she didn’t have to struggle to find a Ravenclaw wandering the halls to answer the passageway’s riddle for her. She found the other girl’s dorm easily, after having gone there countless times before, and didn’t stop knocking until the girl in question answered, probably wondering who the hell was banging on her door so late in the day.

The moment Pansy laid eyes on her, she couldn’t keep herself from seeking solace in her arms, wrapping her own around the blonde as she buried her face in her neck. “I have to go,” she spoke into her skin, wishing that it was more of a ‘see you later’ than an actual goodbye. Unfortunately, those of her kind didn’t have those kinds of privileges, not that most of them asked for that anyways. They generally didn’t hold the compassion in their hearts that the younger of the Death Eaters did, those such as her, Theodore, and Daphne. As easy as their facade of carelessness and heartlessness had become over time, she knew better. Savannah knew better when it came to Pansy, too, no matter how Pansy tried to deny it.

She never wanted to let go. Not that she ever did, but this time.. it felt like it was the last time that she would ever see Savannah, and while she would like to believe it untrue, the more logical part of her brain told her that it was war. Pansy already counted herself as a casualty, but hoped that luck was on Savannah’s side. I love you, I love you, I love you, she wanted to say, ten times over until it was all she knew, but it was time for her to leave. Her father was impatient, and Voldemort was even more so. “May we meet again,” was all Pansy could say as she pulled away, every fiber of her being refusing the action, refusing to allow her to leave the one person she’d ever let herself need. That only intensified as she removed herself from Savannah’s embrace and left just as quickly as she’d come, knowing that if she let herself linger then she would never leave.

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"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” // millow

"Well, try harder. Stop loving me. It's as simple as that," Willow advised with a cold tone and a hardness to her blue eyes, thanking her years of practice of concealing her emotions for being able to speak around the lump in her throat.

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"I can’t do this anymore." // "How drunk are you right now?" // "Obviously there is something between us." // jasivia

"I can't do this anymore."

"Do what, your wedding?" she let out an amused huff of laughter before she realized that she was the only one laughing. Jasmine tried to take what Olivia said with a grain of salt, but those were words with a heavy meaning and it was hard not to take them seriously. "You.. you don't seriously mean that, do you? I mean, you guys are supposed to get married. I've been helping you plan this wedding for forever," she spoke with furrowed brows, her tone full of confusion and, what she was ashamed of the most, underlying hope.

"How drunk are you right now?"

"Drunk enough to know that you are hot and beautiful and the best friend in the entire world," Jasmine retorted quite loudly, her words slurring and her hands slipping a little too low where they were wrapped around Olivia's waist.

"Obviously there is something between us."

"..There was. In college." The words came out of her mouth slowly, her heart beating the opposite speed in her chest, trying to think of the best way to respond to Olivia without telling her just how idiotically in love with her best friend she was. "And now you're getting married. So. Yeah. That's that."