#rp: devlin

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Lacey & Maia - [MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand. - [MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know. - [MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.” - [MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

lacey → maia: yahtzee. yahtzee?

lacey → maia: who the fuck yells yahtzee during sex

lacey → maia: how do you end up with the weirdest sex stories all of the time

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

lacey → maia: you should've just said "which one?"

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

lacey → maia: hellooooo learn french

lacey → maia: oui oui dick

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

lacey → maia: to be honest i'm not even surprised by these things anymore

lacey → maia: you could say that he was wearing a bunny costume and i'd be like that's great, honey, i'm happy you got to experience that i'm so proud

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your character has passed away, and my character is having trouble coping, so they keep calling your muse’s old cellphone. send me ◘ for the last voicemail my character left.

Lacey → Maia: "God, it's so good to hear your voice, even if it's some stupid recording. You have no idea how much I miss you, Maia. I keep... I keep waking up, in the middle of the night. I think I'm just waiting for you to come crawling through my window again, you know? I'd give anything to have you drag me into another one of your crazy schemes again. I can't— I just. I don't know how to comprehend the fact that.. that's never going to happen."

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