@shielddeputydirector:
“If anyone asks, I died unexpectedly, but heroically, and am buried at sea. If Stark asks, tell him my last words were "fuck you, Tony,” and then I had a brain aneurysm caused by all the stress he puts me through.“ She collapsed onto the couch theatrically.
"I’m never going to be able to actually sleep. It’s a nice thought, though.”
“I might even be able to muster up a lone tear to shed while I lie to your employees. If it’s Tony, I’m not answering. Not that I don’t want to - it’s just he expects everyone to pick up so I like to lead him in a game of phone tag just so he can’t get his way every once in a while.”
Charlie pulls a desk drawer open with the toe of her shoe and whips a blanket at Maria’s head. “Trust me - that sofa is like sleeping on a cloud. You’ll be unconscious in a minute.”