#mencheres

[blog-sliverofjade]

Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?” "The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.

Destined for an Early Grave, Jeaniene Frost

[draculadarkpharaohprompts]

Kira: Mencheres and I are adopting a child.

Leila: Awesome! Congrats guys-

Mencheres: *Slams down adoption papers*

Mencheres: It’s you sign here.

[moonwalker750]

You are lucky you share her blood, or I'd be sharing yours with the gutters tonight.

—Mencheres about Rick (Kira's brother), Eternal Kiss of darkness

[galaxiesandrealities]

Gotta love Vlad.

[draculadarkpharaohprompts]

Mencheres: What have  I told you about comparing Vlad to the Devil?

Bones: That it’s offensive to the Devil?

[draculadarkpharaohprompts]

Vlad: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast

Bones: Then I should drive

Mencheres: Why you?

Bones: I’ve got nothing to live for and I drive like it 

Mencheres: Okay, let’s do it

(On the road)

The Boyz: *Screams* 

[draculadarkpharaohprompts]

Leila: Cool, thanks dad

Everyone: *freezes*

Leila: Why is everyone staring at me?

Cat: You just called Mencheres dad. You said “thanks dad”

Leila: No I didn’t, I said thanks man

Mencheres: Do you see me as a father-figure Leila?

Leila: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me

Ian: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Leila: I didn’t call him dad!

Mencheres: No no no, I see it as a compliment

[draculadarkpharaohprompts]

Mencheres: No one loves me.

Kira: Are you sure about that?

Mencheres: Yeah

Kira, aggressively pointing at herself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT?