Mar 16, 2016
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pls talk variarthas with me
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would u like to talk about our lord and savior variarthas
you can bet your ass i would
pls talk variarthas with me
@menethxl ♥’d for a bad time
❝ Mmm. How about YOU do what I say, and I’LL make sure, this doesn’t timeline doesn’t end with you being LIQUIFIED? ❞
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cisco/mattie
MEME || ACCEPTING
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - These two are gonna grow old together, and die in each other’s arms probably.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - So Cisco was making lowkey heart eyes at Mattie for like months, are at least, HE thought they were lowkey. Even Barry got tired of his pining. When Mattie asked him out, he was floored.
How was their first kiss? - Mattie started it. Cisco thought he was about to get pushed over, she’d rushed into it so quickly. His entire body locked up at first, but oh man oh man, after he relaxed, they really started to go at it.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Cisco planned out this huge elaborate thing, like he was gonna have Barry run around the city and spell out ‘will you marry me?’ in lightning, and he was gonna have it all on camera, and just have this movie night thing, but then this meta go a hold of Cisco, and he’d barely managed to get out of it alive. So of course, the first thing he asks Mattie after he wakes up back at STAR is ‘will you marry me?’ and there we go.
Who is the best man/men? - Barry is, mostly because he didn’t get to write out the proposal. Caitlin does so much of the planning involved with the job though, that Cisco gives her the title too. The bachelor party was amazing, the best kareoke night of them all. All three of them sang the periodic table song, and all three of them were HELLA drunk. Caitlin’s perfected a formula for Barry as an early wedding gift. (Because seeing Barry drunk was the best wedding gift of all.)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Dex. DEX. Oh my god, he is the best braid’s maid. He’s soothing, and he’s decisive, and takes none of Mattie’s shit.
Who did the most planning? - Mattie, because she’s a little bit of a control freak, but also because Cisco totally wants her to have fun with this kinda stuff, it’s nice to see her enjoy this kinda stuff.
Who stressed the most? - aHA. Cisco. Cisco has the biggest self doubt issues, he’s once again worried that she’s gonna leave him at the alter, or worse, that she meets him there, and he gets so nervous that he throws up on her wedding dress train.
How fancy was the ceremony?Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Eh, so long as the Snarts don’t crash it, they’re allowed to come.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Mattie mostly, but Cisco does like to shake it up every so often.
Who is the one to instigate things? - It’s a bit of a toss up, Cisco is usually working on other stuff, too distracted by the work to start it sometimes, but oh man, once they’re home, he’s a flirty and waggly brows. Mattie just doesn’t care, she’ll walk into a room, straddle his lap, and just silently demand sex with kisses and maybe a few hickeys.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Cisco likes to take is slow, just because he can be a romantic lil shit. They can literally be at this for hours, but then there’s other times where they sneak in some sex right before work, like how fast can they do this and not be late, hmmmm, let’s see…
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh my god yes. Cisco’s too much of freaking boyscout, and Mattie just loves seeing Cisco unravel, it’s so sappy and gross.
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Two. Cisco’s starts to mother hen and crack after the second one, and they never really try for another.
How many children will they adopt? - 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Cisco. He wakes up a lot at night anyway, so he changes the diapers to get his head grounded back in reality. Also Mattie’s squeamish with poop. One time one of the kids peeded on her, and she freaked out so much.
Who is the stricter parent? - Cisco. Oh my god, Cisco. Sure he’ll totally encourage you to play with dangerous lab equipment at the age of like 4, but don’t you DARE stay out that late again, mister, or you won’t go out again for a MONTH.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Mattie, surprisingly. Cisco’s there with a video camera and a first aide kit.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Cisco makes them, but Mattie remembers to pack ‘em.
Who is the more loved parent? - Mattie, even if she stops them from blowing up stuff after school. She’s so lovey dovey with her kids, taking them out for ice cream and teaching them ballet in her spare time.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Mattie, just because Cisco’s always off doing Flash/Vibe things.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Cisco. Bawled like a baby into Mattie’s shoulder, video taped the whole thing, bought balloons.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Cisco. Mattie will let the kids sit there in jail overnight to teach them a lesson and Cisco is NOT about that life.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Cisco. Cooking all the time. Especially sweets.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Cisco’s picker with his sweets, Mattie’s picker with everything else.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Cisco would, but Mattie loves doing it so much. Cisco ends up at home, starting on dinner and texting Mattie the other ingredients he needs.
How often do they bake desserts? - Cisco Ramon is the KING of desserts and treats, don’t let Auntie Iris tell you otherwise, his brownies totally trump hers.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both of them hate salad, because they’re children.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Cisco. Mattie forgets sometimes, but Cisco’s got photographic memory, he remembers setting the date on his calendar for their first date, especially since it was the day that Jurassic Park premiered in the US. The dinner is totally extravagant, and all Mattie’s favorite. (He even weaseled the recipe for that souffle of Oliver’s that Mattie likes so much.)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mattie. Because as much as she loves Cisco’s cooking, there’s some days where she just wants to relax together in front of the tv with some really greasy pizza and make out while they wait for it.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Cisco. It’s not that Mattie’s a bad cook, quite the opposite actually, but Cisco likes to experiment so much, he might leave the stove on and forget about it.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Cisco. Only just barely. They’re both slobs, and he needs to find his stuff god dammit.
Who is really against chores? - Mattie whines all the time, but they’d both begrudgingly agreed they needed a system when Caitlin came over one day and saw their apartment.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Mattie, because she’s got a snake and there is no way that Cisco’s getting anywhere near it.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Mattie.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Cisco. Not a whole lot, because he doesn’t have that large of a friend group to be worried about presentation, but still.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Mattie. She’s always snooping around the apartment looking for things and then suddenly: ‘huh there’s that five dollars i lost when i got change from Big Belly Burger’.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Mattie fucking loves baths. Cisco is annoyed because she is not a morning person and wakes up early to take long baths. Cisco is a morning person and he wants his shower now dammit, he needs to start his day.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They’re that annoyingly sickly sweet couple that’ll take the both of their dogs out on matching leashes and hold hands.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Both of them are batshit crazy about decorating, they fucking win the neighborhood/complex decorating party every Christmas/Hanukkah, you better believe it.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Cisco. Just because he’s got weird sleeping schedules. From work and his visions.
Who plays the most pranks? - Mattie, beause she’s a lil shit, but Cisco’s always helping her, you better believe it.
legatumne replied to your post:menethxl replied to your post:snackless. so...
well in the still we have and the show version they actually had to extend the wig as it was a bob first and that takes a lot, and not to mention it is a front lace wig which isn’t? bad? it’s just styled poorly.
i will admit to not knowing a whole lot about wigs, so you probably know about them better than me. if you say the wig is just styled poorly, i’d totally believe you, all i know is that is just looks... unnatural on her??? (so i guess i shouldn’t be calling a wig bad or good if don’t know anything about em, but it just looks weird to me???)
birdfromthenight replied to your post: menethxl replied to your post:snackless. so...
it looks like an old still though idk why, maybe it’s me, but in the other picture of her we got recently her wig looked better
with all the effects layered over the original peak we got in the season 1 finale i’m not sure i can tell???
menethxl replied to your post: menethxl replied to your post:snackles...
tbh the flash(and arrow) wig stylists need to like… be replaced with the game of thrones ones bc dang those wigs are nice.
i’ve never watched GoT????
xsiryn replied to your post: menethxl replied to your post:snackles...
Prays for Earth-2 Cait to be Killer Frost soon and Earth-1 Cait to be Killer Frost later. Also Ronnie needs to come back so it can be Fire and Ice 5eva.
i mean ronnie’s GOTTA come back, i’m just hoping we get the ball rolling on a slow burn origin story for cait soon
menethxl replied to your post:snackless. so APPARENTLY a new still was released...
the wig is so bad tho…
all the wigs in this show are kinda bad, so i forgive. also they have time to improve so i’m so down with it