#mer facility

[half-mer-child]

Is reader popular with sea creatures like dolphins and sharks?

Yes. Sea animals find her strange but like that she understands them. They have an aquarium at the facility as well as the mers so Reader puts on the best animal shows cause the animals just know what to do instead of having to be taught all these complex human hand signals reader can just explain directions in their language. Fellow employees always laugh when they see her talking to the fish. Funny part is usually readers bitching about her co workers. XD

[half-mer-child]

Reader is sleepy and just want to nap so they hug Swerve (who is soft as a marshmallow) and falls asleep on the spot. Meanwhile Swerve can't move because then he would wake reader up but he doesn't care. Swerve is just the happiest mer alive at the moment. Everybody else is jealous.

It was an accident. But he doesn’t seem to mind. He’d stay here forever if it meant he could keep cuddling you. He knew you were exhausted as you were venting to him but he didn’t know you were this tired. He smiles as he nuzzles you making you burrow into his soft skin sleep mumbling.

Other mers glared and hissed but nothing could ruin this for him. This was perfect. He drifted off with you cuddled close and a smile stuck on his features. He was the happiest mer alive.

[half-mer-child]

What if reader had to babysit her friends baby and everybody saw how good she took care of children? Would they be tempted to have pups with her?

Over half the facility since they’ve met her have wanted to have pups with her but most are to shy or don’t know how to ask and they don’t wanna force her into anything. It’s a mess of blushy faces and people wanting to woo her but failing.

[half-mer-child]

What if Fortress Maximus had a secret crush on reader? They are so kind and sweet and he just can't help falling in love.

XD I love this prompt sorry it took so long.

Fort Max is a giant blue humped mer whale. He’s extremely large and is surprised when all the facilities tanks hold him. He tends to stay by himself in isolated tanks but his kind of friend Shrimp Rung will visit outside of scheduled appointments and talk with him. One day Rung brings Reader with him and they have a good time all talking to each other. Fort Max even laughs a little.

The reader first hears about Max’s nightmares and trauma when a scared Rung crawls out of his tank and begs her to come quick! She does and sees Max alone thrashing in his tank and quietly screaming as it’s muffled by water. “What do we do?” She demands not knowing how to help. Rung is distressed for his friend and thought they might know there both a little panicked as they try to wake Max up. You do the only thing you can think of and dive in the tank. Yolo right? Getting on his stomach where it’s the least bucky you rub it soothingly. “Hey! Hey Max it’s okay. Your okay. Calm down…” You sooth. Yelling sweet things at the top of your lungs scratching and petting his belly he stops thrashing. Calming down he wakes up tears streaming down his face staring at you. “Max! Max…” He stops surprised. He sees you in work clothes now ruffled and messed up from being so wet. Your hairs a mess and flows around you. You look tired but at that moment you look like an angel. Staying with him that night and any rough nights after he soon forms attraction.

How could he not? Your pretty. Smart. Sweet. And care so much about him and the other mers. Rung encourages Max to try and form a relationship as a lot of mers pin after her attention it’s better to know now than to never ask. He’s nervous but eventually does try starting out with the traditional courting methods. Bringing the liaison fancy shells and pretty sea glass as well as occasionally serenading then with beautiful whale calls he tries he really does. It dawns on him quickly the liaison doesn’t understand his courting methods but takes his gifts with a bright smile and after some time starts bringing him gifts as well. He does a happy flip in his tank when the liaison gives him a gentle cheek kiss and returns a shell as a necklace he can wear. Rung is super supporting! With the liaisons crazy life this could easily be a way for her to relax and hopefully stop getting harassed by all these mers. He knows they’ll be a good fit and tries to fit them together. He just wants them to both be happy and does what he can to help the courting rituals go smoothly. Reader is none the wiser and Max realizes quickly she has no idea he’s courting her. Sighing he lets it be and continues the process liking to see your smile every time he gifts you something and being more than happy with the kiss on the cheek he gets every time he brings the liaison something. At least their friends he thinks watching them smile… (Rung is still trying to set the poor flustered whale boi and liaison up much to Max’s embarrassment 

Uncle Rung no.

Uncle Rung yes.

[half-mer-child]

I like to imagine that reader is very protective of her friends. A human insults Tailgate and she just punches them in the throat before carrying Tailgate away princess style.

Headcannon excepted! Well slightly. As a teenager yes. Totally she had no responsibilities back then and got away with everything. As an adult as much as she hates it she must be civil. After all Ultra Magnus Megatron and Cyclonus helped raise her. So as much as punching would be the easy way that Whirl cheers her on to do she has to for the sake of her image and the mer facility she escorts them out of the facility like a boss and fines them. With said money she buys her mer friend something nice.

[half-mer-child]

What happens when reader pranks Ratchet? I really want to know! (I also need a good laugh)

Mawhahahahaha Ratchet gets even. That’s what. XD

~ Messing around you move all of Ratchets office supplies around nothing to bad. He gets confused and then yells at his reports when he can’t find his damn stapler or his stupid tape roll. You snicker seeing him keep going to grab the wrong thing. Steadily the harmless joke starts to grow and you start doing more pranks (Sunny and Sides may have slight influence of you doing all these pranks recently)

~ Ratchet goes from okay that was a good one to Primushelpme… in about a week. He’s too old for everything to be glued to his desk. Or his printer to be stocked with only pink paper so he has to explain to his superiors his daughter got bored and he couldn’t find any normal paper. How bout his desk being a foot shorter. Daughter why do you do this???

~ Getting tired quickly Ratchet asks why the readers doing this. She denies she’s doing anything and he excepts his fate. She’s as stubborn as him she’s not gonna admit to anything. So he decides to get even instead.

~ Ratchet starts setting up traps for reader. Suddenly her coffee doesn’t work and all the tea she has is replaced with sleepy time tea so in less important meetings she keeps falling asleep much to everyone’s amusement. Ratchet makes sure to only do safe pranks but he refuses to lose this war.

~After awhile the two decide there going to far and agree on a truce. The mers are sad their entertainment is gone but you’ve started something you can’t stop now. All the mers are now enjoying their own prank war. Expect to get splashed more than usual liaison.

[half-mer-child]

Yes hello i am here for rock lobster whirl. Give me some of those sweet headcannons of the lobster boi meeting and failing for the liaison.

I’m sorry but Whirls an obnoxious dick. XD His courting methods are interesting especially since the liaison is good at getting his less angry side out. So Whirls a crying piss baby who will do anything to keep his favorite humans attention on him because please. He needs love. He just wont admit it.

The facility for mers or F.F.M has just opened. Liaison or reader who does the mer communication is young fresh and full of ideas. The government approved project though fully funded by Ratchet and you seems like a success.

A lot pf pods are more than willing to let you study them or interact with you. If you hang out with Megatron and Cyclonus on normal days you must be fearless. Having a good relationship with Rodimus and Optimus boosts you’re credibility as well. Most pods after the war need help getting resources or are curious if landers can be good… Then there’s Whirl.

Whirl is there cause the Lost Light pod is a new start and he kind of got dragged into it after starting a fight. He got kicked out of old pod so this works. Going to the facility for the first time he’s loud and hard to handle but you take him in stride all smiles and kind words. Be decides then he’s gonna break you cause he’s not getting attached to a fleshie.

He ups his antics and is a little impressed when you still take it in stride. You laugh when he pulls you into a tank fully clothed, complement him when he insults you, and everything bad he does you fix. Okay fleshie. War on. After weeks of being an obnoxious prick you’re still not budging and he’s surprised. He gives up deciding it’s not worth the effort.

Staying at the facility you bump into each other a lot and you’re still nice to him so he doesn’t know how to respond. One day he says something nice back and the smile you give him makes his heart soar. Hey. Hey fleshie do that again… yeah smile like that. It’s nice.

Soon you two become friends and he can’t believe hoe much he trusts you. He swims with you in his private tank. He lets you hug him and compliment him. You listen to him and in turn on bad days he listens to you. Whirl suddenly has something he hasn’t had in a long time. Support. He’s confused on how this happened but smiles none the less happy. You try to make him smile more.

He starts opening up to you more and more. Soon you know why he only has one eye. What his old form looked like before these claw hands and what he used to do. You always listen and he never realized how much he needed that til here you were listening. It hits him hard after the day he tells you what happened to his eye. Oh no no no no.

He can’t like this fleshie. But looking at them through his tanks glass he realizes he can as he sees you smile and laugh. Ah no. Lobster boi has a crush… damn it.

[half-mer-child]

I bet Megatron is really good at braiding hair, even if it's really short. It's a skill he's acquired during the years of knowing reader.

Yes! Mer Megs headcannon excepted! He uses that skill to good use when you have an important meeting or are working with funders or supporters for the facility. Don’t worry you’re hair will look perfect thanks to his talented hands.