#merc assignment game

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Kin assignment my dick is 6.9 inches long

Zhanna

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kin assign my dad who used to push cars off of cliffs for fun :D

All of them

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I had an argument with my friend today in which she asserted she could take down ten sloths in a fight, and I insisted she wouldn't if I was on the sloth's side. I also love to wear a variety of colorful coats, and can spend ages looking over weird knickknacks in thrift shops

Assuming you're asking me for a merc assignment. Promised myself I'd stop doing these but this rlly spoke to me. Pauling

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I would have you merc assign my dad but unfortunately two of his key traits are “French” and “left my mom” so I can’t really participate :(

I'm kin assigning you Scout

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assign my dad? heres some misc stories and other things i can remember about him

> he is very loud. once he filled a crouded bar just by projecting his voice (there was only one mic and his band decided it should go on the guitar)

> met my mom handing out fliers for the Rhode island socialist party

> G-d/the universe said "fuck this guys legs". he was born with a hip defect, then had some sort of muscle weakening/flesh eating virus in his legs, then slipped on black ice and broke his leg in 3 places

> once stole all of the pumpkins from his neighborhood on the night before Halloween and dropped them off in front of the local newspaper hoping to see an article about the prank. the employees of the newspaper thought the pumpkins were a gift for them

> started balding at 19

I can't assign every single dad Demo. Heavy

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if we’re assigning dads, mine

>almost made mustard gas with his chemistry set as a ten year old

>almost joined the communist party at 17

>proposed to my mother over the phone (they were not dating beforehand)

> tried to name his band “contour integrals” which was heavily vetoed

>called me socially inept to my face once it was hilarious

leaning towards engie since he is, well, an engineer, but tbh could be anyone

How are u leaning towards Engie this is the most Demo itemized list I've ever read

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for the merc assignment: cringe malnourished twink who can't leave its house, have a conversation, or hear loud noises or else he'll cry. But also thinks everyone it meets is worse than him and tries to start as many fights as it can but always loses.

Literally just Spy. Literally actually Spy

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Ok on the subject of assigning people to mercs. My dad keeps the most life changing details of his life secret and unleashes them upon me at the worst possible time. Would find out he was a ninja communist while in the back of a police car

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