#mercel

[vetterrari]

Hi 🍓 (not pressure of course :))

Omg hi! I don't think we've talked before but I was certainly excited to discover we were mutuals a few weeks before this! I just enjoy your taste in posts and the little quips you say in your tags so much! You're someone where I very much enjoy your taste in posts (kinda dark, kinda F1)

[angelamerkelultras]

Merkel und Macron: Verhältnis am Tiefpunkt

Schwierige Tage für die deutsch-französischen Beziehungen. Die Alleingänge von Frankreichs Präsident Macron gehen seinen politischen Freunden zunehmend gegen den Strich. Auch Merkel reagiert genervt. Von Ralph Sina.

#merkel #macron

[thezodiacguild108]

Mercel, muscle chub mom. Fun at parties. Makes great stir fry.

(haven’t settled on an official color pallet so expect her appearance to alter with future art)

[mimi9er]

I used Shazam to discover Back Stabbers by The O'Jays.

[lucretiapologist]

marcel was truly not phased by any of merle’s shit can you believe

[lucretiapologist]

I thought maybe I'd be over mercel when I woke up but nope I'm still on it it's a good warm ship and I'm really attached to it

[lucretiapologist]

shit,,, im actually kinda into the mercel thing. any info about marcel/the two of them?

THANK YOU. i’ve been Very Invested in them since i woke up freakin,,, 3 hours ago? 4? idek but yes thanks for asking about them. ask and you shall receive (also sorry in advance. i talk about it on my main blog but have real vivid dreams and i remember most of all the content. this will be a little long so i’ll do  a readmore)

anyway lets meet marcel, the oc i made against my will in my sleep, and also an old boyfriend of merle’s i guess

k so physical appearance

from what i remember marcel is like. slightly less than average human height. idk how talll a half-elf half-dwarf person is supposed to be but that’s what my subconscious came up with. honestly he could be giant or dwarf-sized i don’t even care but what i saw was like 5′6″/5′7″ (edit: I looked it up and he's maybe a little too talk technically?)

he has shoulder length dark hair and its very thick and massive. volumizing shampoo who?? he’s never heard of that

i’m talking book!hermione granger big and messy okay

i should also mention that he is brown that is important

he’s got really nice legs? like this isn’t me making it up this is what i saw. he’s got very nice legs. every day is leg day. and he’s got big arms but they arent like muscle-y or anything. what i’m saying here is he’s chunky and has nice legs

his face is kinda roundish. big ears. round nose. blocky eyebrows.

also he didn’t have a beard. not like a beard beard anyway. it was kinda scruffy looking. he had a scruffy mustache too.

by the looks of him he was in his late 30s early 40s maybe

as for like, other stuff

i’m pretty sure if he had a class he’d just be a fighter? i don’t think he had any magical abilities or anything. he did some fighting with just like. his hands and he has a long bow that he was proficient with it

i kept seeing him laugh with people and his laugh was Really Loud. also his voice was kinda lowish but not gruff if that makes sense

his armor was pretty lightweight but he was a very good fighter so idk if that was to make him faster or what but i felt like it should be mentioned

he was really funny. i don’t remember what he was joking about but he was laughing and smiling constantly

i saw him riding a horse. idk where he was headed or why but he was going Somewhere and Fast

as for like that Mercel ContentTM (it wasn’t a long dream so there wasn’t much but)

i mentioned that portrait they were in together and like the backdrop of the forest at midday but did i mention it was in a field with some Beautiful Ass Flowers. did i mention they had Flowers in their Hair. did i mention ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS THREW MARCEL’S BOW AT THEM TO MESS UP THE POSE IN THE PORTRAIT (it didn’t. if bounced off marcel and hit the ground).

did i mention those things??

(no i didn’t bc i thought no one was gonna care about my merle dream or some dude they literally know nothing about)

merle and marcel went to a tavern. idr what they talked about but they were happy conversations. also there was drinking contest i saw the beginning of. i didn’t see who won bc the dream skipped around.

VERY TOUCHY. marcel literally was always touching him or very close to him. no such thing as personal space between them i guess

this is probably way more than you asked for but i like to be thorough. anyway if you still like it send me hcs or something i love them now

[lucretiapologist]

i am,,,invested in mercel now ngl

GOOD. ME TOO. after i give you some background we can come up with hcs and stuff dude i’m here for it this is my life now