#merciful-anonymous

[fightinganon-blog]

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“Seems we have our first Volunteer! Craving more from your last competition are we? QUITE ALRIGHT, EXCELLENT EVEN! NOW, we need just ONE more volunteer! STEP RIGHT UP, DON’T BE SHY NOW”

"DOES NO ONE WANT TREASURE? Are you really going to let this poor little one stand here alone? DOES NO ONE WANT TO FEEL THE JOYS OF RISK FREE BATTLE? NO CONSEQUENCES IN MY ARENA, NO DEATH A FINALLY, ONLY THE ULTIMATE WINE"

[thegraymagician-blog]

REVENGE PROMOTE

((If you like my RPing,

thefayanon

bad-anon

and merciful-anonymous

all do basically the same thing, only much better.))

[inkitsuyasha]

The Anon appears in an explosion of grey dust, looking very aggravated. "YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. ▓▓▓▓ NO. I WILL NOT ▓▓▓▓ING TOLERATE THIS." He snapped his fingers, removing the spell on Inkit. He then glared hard at the Anon that put the spell on her. "DO NOT COME BACK HERE. EVER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?"

Inkit zipped away in fear of the anons rage before he could cure her curse

[ulcerousumbrage]

||Yes. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got three genderbend M!As that need cleaning up.|| You snap your fingers again, disappearing in a puff of grey smoke.

. . . 

> You're probably going to press the button again in three minutes, really for no reason other than wanting to press the big button. 

[ulcerousumbrage]

You reappear and snap your fingers, negating the Anon. ||Gah, I completely ▓▓▓▓ing despise Anons that force you to wear certain clothes...||

YES! 

FuCKING DRESS. IT SHALL PERISH. 

IN THE INFINITE VOID OF NONEXISTENCE. 

[ulcerousumbrage]

You disappear in a puff of grey smoke, only to reappear right next to where you were. ||That's why. It teleports me right to you no matter what I'm doing at the moment. There isn't even any negotiation with it. Just press the button and I'm back here instantly.||

I GuESS THAT'S. INTERESTING. 

> Press it again. 

[ulcerousumbrage]

||Ah, I see. Well, when you do need me, just press this button.|| You snap your fingers, creating a remote control in Caliborn's hand with a comically large button on it.

> You stare at the button in contempt. 

WHY DO I NEED THIS? I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF CONTACTING YOu. 

> Press the button because why not? 

[ulcerousumbrage]

||Ah, hello, Caliborn. Need you any assistance at the very moment?||

NO. 

WHY WOuLD I NEED ASSISTANCE. WITH ANY ONGOING HAPPENINGS? 

I WILL uSE YOuR NEGATING MAGIC SHIT LATER. WHEN THE MOMENT IS BETTER. MORE OPPORTuNE. THAN THIS ONE RIGHT NOW.